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25 April 2006

This thread is drunk at the office... Dear MetaChat, I am drunk. At work. Our company got the funding we so desired, and they had champagne. At 5'2" and 113lbs, on a lunch of potato salad, I am a bit on the drunk side. How's Your day going?

(Feel free to mock openly and heap shame upon me.)

post by: Miss Bitchy Pants at: 15:40 | 15 comments

here's to office drunkenness!

*falls over*

posted by jonmc 25 April | 15:43

Congrats MBP!!!!!
Yoooou're MY BEEESSSST FRIEND, MAAAAN!

posted by jelly 25 April | 15:44

*hick-up*

posted by jelly 25 April | 15:44

*faxes butt to New Jersey*

w00t!

posted by jonmc 25 April | 15:47

jelly, jonmc... ~Throws her arms around their shoulders~ .. I love you guys!

posted by Miss Bitchy Pants 25 April | 15:47

I would love to have had a champagne lunch and had it sanctioned by my employer. . .

Not much chance of it.

Offering you a ride home. . .

posted by danf 25 April | 15:51

A group of 10-year-old girls just called me "The Chicken Lady" to my face.

posted by mudpuppie 25 April | 15:53

Unleash the Hens of Hell on them, mudpuppie!

posted by cmonkey 25 April | 16:06

Y'know, I've always had a lil bit of a thing for you.

posted by Miko 25 April | 16:11

Lead me to the 10-year olds! I'll give them a fierce scolding!

(I just had to vaugely cop to my drunkenness to the president of the company in the breakroom. Did I mention I have an unopened bottle stashed under my desk for this evening?)

posted by Miss Bitchy Pants 25 April | 16:18

Danf: Live anywhere near the Twin Cities and have some sort of background anywhere near relevant to video games? We're looking to hire.

posted by Miss Bitchy Pants 25 April | 16:19

*hick-ups then farts then pees in the corner*

posted by jelly 25 April | 16:57

*wishes he was drunk at work*

posted by dg 25 April | 17:11

Danf: Live anywhere near the Twin Cities and have some sort of background anywhere near relevant to video games? We're looking to hire.

Nope, nope, and nope. . .

But thank you. . .

posted by danf 25 April | 17:55

Yer know, it's a shame, you .. with ... I could have been
her man,
we could have been .. I don;t knoow what happened, but it was like,
you said - it was like you said we were not
good for each .. you, you said.
it was you. You bastard. YOU spoiled it. It was
Fucking you. I KNEW IT. You never wanted us to be
happy.

You're my best mate.

posted by seanyboy 25 April | 18:27

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