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14 April 2006

Case Dismissed! so i'll be getting high now.

post by: ethylene at: 07:26 | 27 comments

and my court clothes can now go back into the fetishwear section of the closet

*puff*

posted by ethylene 14 April | 07:29

Would having a distinct seventies tone to my hair today serve as "owned art"?

posted by ethylene 14 April | 07:50

I just had a mental image of David Lee Roth in a barrister's wig and a cape, shouting "CASE DIS-MISSED!" while bikini-clad jurors file out of the box and onto a catwalk.

dah-dat-danna, dah-dat-danna, dah-dat-danna, da-dat da-danna
I've got it bad, so bad.
I'm hot for lawyer.

Have a puff for me.

I'll just sit here at my desk and try to keep the fetishwear section of your closet out of my mind.

It's not working!

On preview, yes.

posted by Hugh Janus 14 April | 07:52

and i was so sure you'd like the wonder woman outfit best.

posted by ethylene 14 April | 08:08

OMG Wonder Woman? Yesssss! I love you!

Now I'll never get anything done.

posted by Hugh Janus 14 April | 08:17

Great.
Now i gotta find my tiara.

posted by ethylene 14 April | 08:18

here, sans tiara
≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by ethylene 14 April | 09:06

Dag.

Beautiful.

I'm wearing my supergirl bra today.

posted by rainbaby 14 April | 09:13

it's all in the foundation garments
but i'm missing my cape.

this must all be the work of the legion of evil fashion.

posted by ethylene 14 April | 09:16

Oh, so distracting! I wonder if it's okay to play with myself a little at work.

posted by Hugh Janus 14 April | 09:17

We covered that, Hugh.

posted by rainbaby 14 April | 09:39

Please cover that, Hugh.

posted by Wolfdog 14 April | 09:42

now i can fight crime and stimulate a hugh janus at once.

i AM wonder woman.

posted by ethylene 14 April | 09:55

And how!

posted by Hugh Janus 14 April | 10:02

*whispers*
Ixnay on imulatestay teh goatse.

posted by danostuporstar 14 April | 10:06

but it's so
big

posted by ethylene 14 April | 10:09

Congrats on beating the rap eth, I had a courtsuit when I was a teenager, because I occasionally got caught being a teenager. It was dull green like a '70s era couch and it was hideous. I had a shaved head and I looked like a wall-eyed mouth-breathing bodyguard for a Russian amphetamine dealer.

posted by Divine_Wino 14 April | 10:21

yowza

posted by Hellbient 14 April | 10:21

what, no one else has a super hero outfit?
how else did you register?
it is good friday isn't it?
am i getting this holiday wrong?

well, i always figured TPS had a powder pink bustier with flair tips and a bubblegum pashmina.

And Hugh has flowing bulletproof hair of truthiness.

Super Wino powers are covert. This i understand. The muscle bound russina part is new.

*off to look more catlike, which is why i like makeup*

posted by ethylene 14 April | 10:28

Not so much muscle bound as usefully oafish.

posted by Divine_Wino 14 April | 10:36

When I'm in superhero mode I look like this:

≡ Click to see image ≡

My powers are poisoning, super good at Whist and where did that cold chicken and bottle of riesling come from?

I am:

THE FOP

posted by Divine_Wino 14 April | 10:40

why, sir

you are stunning

posted by ethylene 14 April | 10:44

Mazel tov, ethylene!

I think I, too, shall poke some smot.

Or, actually, hoke some smash!

posted by By the Grace of God 14 April | 11:05

What were you charged with?

posted by delmoi 14 April | 14:39

disturbance in the force

posted by ethylene 14 April | 14:40

^lol

i'll be celebrating tonight. chocolate (thai) brownies for everyone!

posted by Wedge 14 April | 15:53

What were you charged with?

disturbance in the force

Ha! And many huzzahs for winning the case, ethylene!

posted by deborah 14 April | 18:53

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