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07 April 2006

This thread has PMS.
post by: matildaben at: 09:06 | 59 comments
Yeah? So?

;)
posted by Miko 07 April | 09:08
FUCK. FUCK. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

I've been crazy all week but it's too early unless I now have pms for three weeks.

SWEET!
posted by Lola_G 07 April | 09:08
This thread's boobs have grown by about one cup size but if you try to touch them it will HURT and this thread will KILL YOU!
posted by matildaben 07 April | 09:12
*thread leaves in search of chocolate*
posted by gaspode 07 April | 09:22
*takes kids and leaves thread*
posted by mike9322 07 April | 09:23
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?
posted by go dog go 07 April | 09:27
Thread weeps.
posted by Miko 07 April | 09:30
This thread is out of tampons and requires mike9322 to go get some. If mike9322 really loves the thread, he won't complain.
posted by taz 07 April | 09:34
Well, that explains the bloated look.
Uh, do you think you could cry and make breakfast?

*hands out garlic belts*
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 09:34
Just because this thread has PMS doesn't mean you're not an a-hole!
posted by jrossi4r 07 April | 09:34
I don't get pms. Just a bit more horny. *ducks*

I hate Teh Bleeding, though, it just fucking sucks.
posted by rainbaby 07 April | 09:36
*uses tampons as an excuse to buy lube*
posted by mike9322 07 April | 09:36
This thread is wearing her "fat pants."
posted by go dog go 07 April | 09:37
(I don't either rainbaby, for which I am grateful all the time)
posted by gaspode 07 April | 09:37
I suggest this thread stops whining and just iron my goddamn shirts already.
posted by dodgygeezer 07 April | 09:40
I hope you don't need these buttons. *snip*
posted by go dog go 07 April | 09:48
*dodgygeezer is now hanging by his balls from the clothesline*
posted by essexjan 07 April | 09:50
*rubs this thread's feet*
posted by sciurus 07 April | 09:53
This thread is squirming around in the ladies' bathroom trying to get everything in place without having its legs, under the stall door, look like it is dancing. And it can't believe he said that. He knows how that sounds! It was practically a slap in the face!
posted by rebirtha 07 April | 09:56
*makes a hot water bottle for this thread*
posted by Zozo 07 April | 09:56
*rubs lower back of this thread*
posted by sciurus 07 April | 09:59
This thread knows that Zozo and sciurus are getting some tonight, and hellbient and dodgygeezer are NOT!
posted by matildaben 07 April | 10:07
*plays "Raining Blood" for thread, tears open breakfast bar, deals to dodgy*
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 10:43
*tiptoes out of thread, as is ovulating and running on the endorphin high and might have to go into the bathroom on lunch break to rub one out to assuage ants-in-pants feeling*
posted by Specklet 07 April | 11:03
O. M. G. specklet, you are evil. *heads to bathroom*
posted by mike9322 07 April | 11:07
whoa.
posted by sciurus 07 April | 11:08
*sneaks into the bathroom behind Specklet, presses ear to stall wall*
posted by matildaben 07 April | 11:10
The Pleasure Principal
posted by sciurus 07 April | 11:14
c'mon. Everybody does that sometimes, right?
posted by rainbaby 07 April | 11:15
I mean at work.
posted by rainbaby 07 April | 11:16
"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."
posted by jrossi4r 07 April | 11:20
Specklet is my new hero. Not for whacking off at work—though that's awesome—but because she said "ants-in-pants."
posted by Zozo 07 April | 11:31
"I'm your secretary! I'm your secretary!!! Four.. peas...!"
posted by Specklet 07 April | 11:38
Heh, I was thinking about that Secretary thing when you said that.

I did it in the women's room at work during lunch hour once, too, when I worked at the University of Washington.
posted by matildaben 07 April | 11:50
once?!?!?

that's it?!?!
posted by rainbaby 07 April | 11:58
rainbaby: I tend to require a bit of a time and effort investment.
posted by matildaben 07 April | 12:09
oooohh. I see.
posted by rainbaby 07 April | 12:19
This time of month, I need all of 90 seconds.

brb
posted by Specklet 07 April | 12:26
into the bathroom on lunch break to rub one out

Specklet is now my hero too. "Rub one out" is great. And I'm just very happy to learn I'm not the only person that has ever resorted to this.
posted by Miko 07 April | 12:38
Why Specklet, you are positively glowing!

Righto, Miko.
posted by rainbaby 07 April | 12:39
I have made so many deposits to the Spank Bank this thread. Thank you, ladies.
posted by mike9322 07 April | 12:47
Is it lunchtime yet?
posted by Miko 07 April | 13:07
Once again, I am flabbergasted by Speckletron.
posted by sciurus 07 April | 13:24
I, uh, couldn't wait 'till lunch.

*is rather surprised that sciurus is flabbergasted*

Sorry to hijack the thread, mats.
posted by Specklet 07 April | 13:29
*checks flights to Portland*
posted by mike9322 07 April | 13:41
Just when you think you're the only weirdo to do something, the other weirdos come out of the woodwork.

I'll be in my bunk.

I'm also grateful that I don't suffer from PMS. Come on menopause!
posted by deborah 07 April | 13:43
I KNEW other people did it. Sometimes it's just imperative. Only women have copped to it so far, though, I think, unless I'm misunderstanding mike. I guess it's messier for men? But still, I'm secretly pleased by the shock and awe this has generated.

Boys, we also have light buffets set up in the ladies rooms, after three in the afternoon. It's quite lovely.
posted by rainbaby 07 April | 13:48
Best PMS thread evar!
posted by danostuporstar 07 April | 13:52
Boys have lube dispensers in the stalls.
posted by mike9322 07 April | 13:53
Oh yeah, add me to that list.
posted by gaspode 07 April | 13:56
And why do you think it is we sometimes go to the restroom in groups?
posted by rainbaby 07 April | 13:59
... and they're right next to the antibacterial solution dispensers. Boy is it embarrassing to try to clean your hands with Astroglide.
posted by mike9322 07 April | 14:01
And why do you think it is we sometimes go to the restroom in groups?

Ok, that just wasn't fair.

(I'll be back in a few ... and you all have to do a shot.)
posted by danostuporstar 07 April | 14:04
Boys have lube dispensers in the stalls.

See, that we don't need. That's why we have the buffet instead. With white wine spritzers.
posted by Miko 07 April | 14:47
Best PMS thread evar!

This thread is really grumpy that ovulation didn't just go get its own fucking thread already and shut the fuck up.
posted by matildaben 07 April | 14:50
P.S. I have no problem with Specklet, her ovaries, or what thread they post in. It's my thread that's grumpy.
posted by matildaben 07 April | 17:39
We knew that. "We" being me and my ovaries. Even though the left one if yelling at me today. *makes popping noise with finger in cheek*
posted by Specklet 07 April | 17:54
I do think ovulation absolutely deserves its own thread.
posted by Miko 07 April | 20:18
*suddenly remembers three-day business trip starting right now*

Thinks *just because you have PMS, doesn't give you the right to be a bitch*

Says "certainly dear, I'll get you a cup of tea. Would you like your feet rubbed?"
posted by dg 07 April | 22:43
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