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First! Suck it haters.

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 11:29

last post!

posted by sciurus 23 February | 11:32

This huge anus is open to new experiences.

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 11:38

Dunce Prince Wilm

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posted by Hugh Janus 23 February | 11:41

I too am a freebasin' freemason!

Let's smoke some basooka and explore the hidden mysteries of the temple, no beans, don't judge me!

posted by Divine_Wino 23 February | 11:46

I'd like to put forward a motion that this thread be closed to new comments after it reaches 200 comments. Second?

posted by Capn 23 February | 11:55

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posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 11:55

This gaspode is open to new snickers bars.

mmmmm

posted by gaspode 23 February | 12:01

I'm sorry, Capn, but I fear that would run counter to both the letter and the spirit of the FPP.

posted by Hugh Janus 23 February | 12:29

And Divine_Wino, did I ever tell you about taking a tour of the George Washington Masonic National Memorial in Alexandria, VA? Some cryptic shit in there. Some really hokey shit, too. I'm not at liberty to discuss it until I feel the tenor of your secret handshake.

But the tower offers a helluva view of NoVA and the District, and the old dude who'll tell you all about the Shriners ("Not just for funny little cars at parades anymore!") is amazing -- he's so monumentally boring that you hang on his every word.

posted by Hugh Janus 23 February | 12:35

My dog aims her butt at me when she lays down for maximum flatuatory effect.

posted by fenriq 23 February | 12:43

I am new. This is my comment.

posted by Miss Bitchy Pants 23 February | 13:00

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Hi miss!

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 13:01

Now why on Earth would my work proxy block such a site?

posted by Hugh Janus 23 February | 13:09

I'm not at liberty to discuss it until I feel the tenor of your secret handshake.

You know when you try to shake Harpo Marx's hand and you end up with his foot in the pocket of your overcoat and your hat on fire in the peanut roaster? Mines even more Commedia D'ell Arte.

posted by Divine_Wino 23 February | 14:06

Aha! You must be an upper level Thetan.

posted by Hugh Janus 23 February | 14:15

Hello Miss Bitchy Pants. Welcome!

That is all.

posted by richat 23 February | 14:17

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posted by mcgraw 23 February | 14:20

I am new. This is my comment.
posted by miss bitchy pants 23 February | 13:00

Fresh blood! When do the initiation rites begin?

Fuck it. I took the rest of the day off work (explanation here) and am cracking open my first beer. What do you folks want to do?

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 14:42

That vomitus maximus animation reminds me of louis wain's psychotic depictions of cats, dano.

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posted by mcgraw 23 February | 14:44

I am nude. This is my comment.

/misread post

posted by jrossi4r 23 February | 15:32

C'mon! We can do better than this! 21 comments? Why, this is more humiliating than the time I sent $50 to Pat Robertson because he promised to save me from the monkeys of hellfire. Sure, it was a dream, but when you walk that fine line that's what you go with. Charge the gates! Steamroll the picket lines! Butter my toast!

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 15:33

/gets nude

OKAY then!

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 15:34

Patience tr33hopper, 9622 wasn't built in a day.

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 15:41

It's gonna take an extraordinary effort from everyone!

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posted by mcgraw 23 February | 15:52

/shaves head, meditates

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 16:01

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posted by warbaby 23 February | 17:19

*butters tr33hggr's head*

Psst, check your email!

posted by Specklet 23 February | 18:07

This gaspode is open to new snickers bars.

...must..not..make..Marianne Faithfull joke..

*head asplodes*

*reads other comments*

*gets nude too*

dig nude headless jonmc, baby

posted by jonmc 23 February | 18:29

...must..not..make..Marianne Faithfull joke..

Heh...I thought the same thing, but feared it was too obscure to mention.

posted by jrossi4r 23 February | 18:45

wasn't that a mars bar? I actually thought of that when I posted it.

posted by gaspode 23 February | 19:32

if mars bars could talk, what would they say?

posted by flopsy 23 February | 19:51

"hello, gaspode. nice to meet you. i am mr. bar?"

posted by flopsy 23 February | 19:53

but what would you do?

posted by flopsy 23 February | 19:54

i'd probably keep it as a pet. keep it in a jar. that would be cool. a pet mars bar.

posted by flopsy 23 February | 19:55

but i'd probably need to keep it in the fridge, since a. it would talk while i'm trying to sleep, and b. it would meeelt. and c. it would be a little creepy.

posted by flopsy 23 February | 19:56

i wouldn't have the heart to eat it. but i might lick it, to make sure it really was a mars bar. because it could be a mars bar-shaped spy bug or something. anyway, i'd rather have a lion, or something, and keep my pet mars bar.

posted by flopsy 23 February | 19:59

i'd deep fry it.

posted by mike9322 23 February | 20:00

I'd use it to supercharge my sunburnt beefy squaddies into kicking the shite out of some Argentinians for the right to a bullshit little island.

posted by Divine_Wino 23 February | 21:11

Is long as there's room for a mutually nurturing relationship after the dust clears.

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posted by Hugh Janus 24 February | 08:49

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posted by mcgraw 24 February | 09:32