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If I move to Russia, then who will be left the fight the--apparently--surging tide of that jelly-like substance that exists within the okra? I have it on good authority that the jelly-like substance is really the pupate form of a brain slug, with the green, hairy outer casing of the "vegetable" being its protective shell.
The more you eat, the more likely it is that you will turn in to this. And if I were in Russia I would be unable to warn you in any effective way.