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HOLY FUCK TR33HGGR! THAT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!

MY HOUSE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY CONTRACTORS! IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL THESE PEOPLE AND ME AND MY FAMILY TO LIVE IN! THEY BETTER WORK FAST AND GET THE FUCK OUT!

I AM GLAD TO HAVE THE WORK UNDERWAY THOUGH! THAT MAKES ME HAPPY! REALLY FUCKING HAPPY!!

posted by richat 23 February | 09:41

HOLY FUCK TR33HGGR!!! THAT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!!! AT LEAST THEY SENT YOU TO GET SICK IN DC!!!

OH, AND IN YOUR FACE, MCGRAW!

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 09:43

I'M HUNGRY! I WANT A NEW JOB AND A GIRL WHO WANTS A RELATIONSHIP AND WON'T SAY SHE WANTS ONE AND THEN BAIL BECAUSE SHE SUDDENLY DECIDES SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DATE ANYONE EVEN THOUGH SHE CAN'T FIND ANYTHING TO NOT LIKE ABOUT ME. I THINK THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A WHITE LIE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE THING WHILE SHE GOES AND SHAGS AROUND. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR $50 DOLLAR GRIDDLE AND $40 DOLLAR OMELET PAN BACK, MISS. WHAT A WEIRD THING TO GIVE SOMEONE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY ANYWAY. I'M HUNGRY.

posted by sciurus 23 February | 09:44

awwww, sciurus. :-( I almost forgive you for posting the last comment in our now closed cult thread..... ALMOST!

I WANT APPLE TO SEND ME AN IPOD THAT WORKS 100%. AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK, AND I CALL TO ASK FOR ADVICE, I WANT THEM TO GIVE ME ADVICE THAT DOESN'T CAUSE THE IPOD TO COMPLETELY BREAK. I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS PROBLEM FOR A MONTH; I CALL SO OFTEN THEY IMMEDIATELY PUT ON THEIR "THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY" VOICE WHEN THEY FIND OUT WHO I AM. JUST SEND ME SOMETHING THAT DAMN WORKS, LOSERS!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 February | 09:49

TR33HGGR THAT SUCKS, YES INDEED! SCIURUS THAT SUCKS EGGS!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?

I'VE HAD A HEADACHE SINCE LAST WEDNESDAY, GOT ANTIBIOTICS FRIDAY, AND STILL HAVE A HEADACHE. . .AND NOW JUST A FRIDGE FULL OF YOGURT TO SHOW FOR TAKING THE DAMN THINGS!!!

posted by rainbaby 23 February | 09:50

TR33, YOU SHOULD SUE YOUR COMPANY FOR DISCRIMINATION AGAINST DENDROPHILITES!!!

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 09:50

NOW, MA'AM, MA'AM, JUST CALM ... MA'AM, CAN I SPEAK PLEASE? MA'AM!! PLEASE JUST LET ME ... EXCUSE ME .. MA'AM! HAVE YOU TRIED IMMERSING YOUR IPOD IN NAIL POLISH REMOVER? NO? MA'AM PLEASE, WHO IS THE EXPERT HERE? MA'AM! NO, YOU CANNOT SPEAK TO MY SUPERVISOR - HE TOLD ME TO DEAL WITH YOU MYSELF. MA'AM? MA'AM!!!

posted by mike9322 23 February | 09:53

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH ::passes out laughing::

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 February | 09:55

YOU GUYS ARE SO GOOD AT CHEERING ME UP!

*CONTINUES LOOKING FOR ANOTHER POSITION IN A DIFFERENT DEPARTMENT . . .

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 09:56

SCIRIUS, MAKE SOME OMLETTES AND PANCAKES! AND THEN GIVE HER THE DIRTY PANS BACK SMEARED WITH BATTER AND EGGS!

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 09:57

BETTER YET, GO TO HER HOUSE AND HIT HER IN THE FACE WITH THE PAN! OK, MAYBE THAT'D BE MEAN, BUT WHATEV. STUPID GIRL.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 February | 10:00

THEY HAVE ALREADY BEEN RETURNED, UNUSED. I'M NOT VINDICTIVE, JUST PROUD.

posted by sciurus 23 February | 10:03

OOOO DID YOU RETURN THEM TO HER, OR TO THE STORE, SCIURUS?

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 February | 10:05

TO HER. I DIDN'T REALLY NEED THEM ANYWAY.

posted by sciurus 23 February | 10:06

SO I WENT TO THE DOCTOR THIS MORNING FOR A ROUTINE PHYSICAL. I'M HEALTHY! HE ASKED ME IF I WAS HAVING ANY ERECTILE PROBLEMS AND I TOLD HIM I WAS SINGLE AGAIN AND THIS ONE TIME THERE WERE SOME MINOR PROBLEMS BUT WE WERE BOTH REALLY NERVOUS AND REALLY DRUNK AND HE WAS LIKE HERE HAVE SOME LEVITRA. NOW I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME TEST THESE BAD BOYS OUT!

posted by mike9322 23 February | 10:11

WOO WOO MIKE9322!

HMMMM IS THIS AN ANGRY SHOUTING THREAD OR A HAPPY ONE? BECAUSE I HAVE SOME HAPPY THINGS TO YELL ABOUT- THE QUARTER IS WRAPPING UP AT WORK AND HAS BEEN RELATIVELY SUCCESSFUL, AND I'M HAVING DRINKS TONIGHT WITH THE CUTEST BOY ON EARTH, AND I AM ALL AROUND CUTE.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 February | 10:15

EITHER WORKS FOR ME PINK. I'M PISSED MYSELF, BUT SWIM AGAINST THE WAVE!

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 10:18

I NEED TO SHOUT THAT THE USPS SUCKS AND I HAVE BEEN HAVING MY MAIL MIS-DELIVERED FOR A MONTH AND THEY DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS.

posted by WolfDaddy 23 February | 10:19

I HEAR YA, WOLFDADDY- MY MAIL DISAPPEARS ALL THE TIME.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 February | 10:22

OH, SORRY.

WHAT THE FUCK, TR33??? THAT'S SOME SHIT! AND YOU TOO SCIURUS. I'M PISSED! GRR!

posted by mike9322 23 February | 10:22

WHAT REALLY GETS ME (FORGIVE A BRIEF BREAK OF VANITY AND SELF-SERVING) IS THAT I'M EXCELLENT AT MY JOB. AND I'VE BEEN THE ONE CONSISTENT PERSON ON THIS TEAM, DRIVING AND INITIATING CHANGES OVER THE PAST THREE YEARS. BUT ALL THE EXEC TEAM SEES ARE THE SUPERVISORS THEY KEEP PICKING OVER ME, AND ASSUME THEY'RE THE ONES RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DIRECTION OUR COMMUNICATIONS TEAM HAS TAKEN.

WELL IT'S BEEN ME YOU STUPID GOAT FUCKERS. AND WAIT AND SEE HOW YOU DO WITHOUT ME, EH?

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 10:26

/GOBBLES MIKE'S LEVITRA, WALKS INTO VICE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE WITH A RAGING HARD-ON

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 10:27

YOU NEED IT MORE THAN I DO TR33!! THOUGH, IF IT LASTS MORE THAN 4 HOURS, YOU SHOULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL!

posted by mike9322 23 February | 10:29

HEY, I'M NOT SURE HOW TO TAKE THAT! :)

(FOUR HOURS WOULD BE . . . A BIT MUCH!)

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 10:33

OH, HEE, I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY TR33! I AM SURE YOU ARE A VIRILE, ERECT YOUNG MAN! THE LEVITRA COMMERCIALS ACTUALLY HAVE A DISCLAIMER ABOUT FOUR HOUR ERECTIONS! IT'S AWESOME!

posted by mike9322 23 February | 10:35

YES, WOLFDADDY, USPS SUCKS! ALMOST AS BAD AS UNNAMED COMMERCIAL AIRLINERS!

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 10:39

I KNOW MIKE! JUST PULLING YOUR, UM, CHAIN!

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 10:40

*steals a yogurt from rainbaby*
NOT TODAY, MIKE, I'VE GOT A HEADACHE!

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 10:49

TO HER. I DIDN'T REALLY NEED THEM ANYWAY.
posted by sciurus 23 February | 10:06

SCIURUS, I DON'T MEAN TO FUCK WITH YOU WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT HAVING THE BEST TIME OF THINGS, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU WERE REALLY YELLING HERE! AND, WAS THIS THE GIRL WHO WASN'T COMFORTABLE WITH YOU TAKING THAT GREAT JOB AT THE SAME COMPANY AS YOU? IF SO THAT FUCKING BLOWS MONKEYS!

TR33HGGR, YOU ARE PROBABLY GETTING THE SHAFT FOR BEING THE ONLY CAPABLE ONE. THEY NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY DO THE WORK, AND IF THEY PROMOTE YOU, THEY WON'T HAVE THAT ANYMORE! WELCOME TO OUR WORLD!

posted by richat 23 February | 10:51

HA! THAT'S RIGHT! TODAY, DANO-S AND I ARE INDISPOSED AND EXCUSED FROM SQUARE DANCING IN GYM CLASS!

AND RICHAT IS RIGHT, YOU DO YOUR JOB TOO WELL TR33HGGR1

posted by rainbaby 23 February | 10:53

WELL NOW SCIURUS IS FREE TO APPLY AT THAT JOB AND I THINK HE SHOULD!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 February | 10:54

BUT OMLETTE GIRL IS STILL THERE! WIERDNESS.

posted by rainbaby 23 February | 10:56

I JUST WOKE UP SO EVERYTHING'S PRETTY OKAY BUT THAT COULD CHANGE AT ANY MINUTE.

posted by krix 23 February | 10:57

I AGREE WITH PINK! SCURIUS, YOU SHOULD APPLY FOR THAT JOB, AND IF IT HAS CLOSED, ONCE AGAIN I SAY, THAT FUCKING BLOWS!

KEEP YOU EYES PEELED KRIX! IT CAN GO WRONG (OR RIGHT) AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE! KEEP US POSTED!

posted by richat 23 February | 10:59

I HAVE APPLIED FOR THAT JOB AND AM APPLYING FOR OTHER JOBS IN OTHER PLACES THAT ARE NOT CLEVELAND AS WELL. MY NECK HURTS.

posted by sciurus 23 February | 11:02

ATTA BOY!

I AM ENJOYING ALL THIS YELLING! YEAH!

posted by richat 23 February | 11:03

WHY WILL NO ONE SWOOP DOWN OUT OF THE SKY AND GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS? WHY? WHY, I SAY?

posted by mygothlaundry 23 February | 11:04

BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT GOD THINKS ABOUT MONEY, JUST LOOK AT WHO HE GAVE IT TO, MGL!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 February | 11:05

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ASK, MGL. DUH!

*sits on bleachers with rainbaby discussing bandcamp*

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 11:08

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE GOD! THERE ARE OTHER THINGS IN THE SKY LIKE MAGICALLY ENCHANTED SWANS AND SHIT, YOU KNOW? ALSO, MOCKINGBIRDS. AND FALLING ANGELS, ONE OF WHOM COULD HAVE A HOLE IN HIS POCKET AND WHILE HE WAS FALLING HIS MILLION DOLLARS WHICH IS WHY HE WAS BEING BANISHED BY GOD IN THE FIRST PLACE COULD FALL OUT AND LAND ON MY HOUSE. YEAH. MAYBE IT'S ALREADY THERE.

*GOES TO GET LADDER*

posted by mygothlaundry 23 February | 11:13

THAT'S FUNNY MGL! IF YOU FIND ANY, LEMME KNOW AND I WILL TRY TO WILL SOME OF THOSE MAGIC SWANS NORTHWARD!

posted by richat 23 February | 11:15

SCHOOL, YOU ARE MIGHTY STRESSFUL THIS SEMESTER! FRIENDS, WOULD YOU STOP MOVING AWAY ALREADY! BOY, WHY WOULD YOU BREAK UP WITH ME FOR NO REASON AFTER A YEAR OF NOT SAYING ANYTHING WAS WRONG, AND IN AN EMAIL AT THAT?

AND HOLY FUCK WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WHEN I GRADUATE? LAST SEMESTER OF UNIVERSITY, WHY AREN'T YOU BEING FUN? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN! AND USEFUL! TREACHEROUS LINGUISTICS, SO SEDUCTIVE AND LARGELY IRRELEVANT IN THE WORKPLACE!

AND TORONTO, REALLY... WHERE ARE YOU HIDING ALL THE SMART CUTE BOYS WHO ARE NOT DEPRESSED OR OTHERWISE CRAZY? AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE GAY ONES, I ALREADY HAVE TONS OF THOSE! WOULD YOU QUIT DICKING AROUND AND SEND ME CUTE BOYS TO PLAY WITH ALREADY!! AND A JOB AT A SASSY USED BOOKSTORE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!

posted by heatherann 23 February | 11:19

FUCK YOU FUCKING COMMUTERS WHO STEP OFF THE BUS AND THEN JUST STAND THERE.

that is all.

posted by gaspode 23 February | 11:22

MY PARENTS KNEW I WAS GAY WHEN I CHOSE SQUARE DANCING INSTEAD OF KICKBALL IN SECOND GRADE RECESS!

THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME ANYWAY.

posted by WolfDaddy 23 February | 11:28

I'M GLAD YOU ARE ALL SHOUTING!!!

THIS MORNING AT THE FIRST STOP DOWNTOWN, THE BUS DRIVER SAID "SEE YOU FRIDAY, WORKER BEES!" WHICH FOR SOME REASON MADE ME VERY HAPPY!

I'M A WORKER BEE!

ALSO, SCIURUS: YOU SHOULD COME TO PORTLAND! I'D BE YOUR GIRL! AND I WOULDN'T LIE OR GIVE YOU OMELETTE PANS!

posted by Specklet 23 February | 11:34

GO TO PORTLAND SCIURUS! GO NOW!

AND WHY CAN'T I SPELL YOUR NAME RIGHT? I AM ALWAYS HAVING TO RETYPE! ARGH!

posted by richat 23 February | 11:48

EVERYTHING'S STILL OKAY

posted by krix 23 February | 11:50

ARE THERE JOBS IN PORTLAND, OR ARE YOU GOING TO BE MY SUGAR-MAMA? I MEAN, I ALREADY HAVE AN OMELETTE PAN, WHY WOULD I NEED ANOTHER? SHE KNEW I HAD ONE. I MADE HER BREAKFAST WITH IT.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT SPELLING IT CORRECTLY, RICHAT, I DON'T CARE.

posted by sciurus 23 February | 11:50

THANLS KRIX. THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW!

AND THANKS SCURIUS! (OH SURE, I TYPED IT FINE THAT TIME!)

posted by richat 23 February | 11:54

HEHE

posted by sciurus 23 February | 11:57

SPECKLET IF SCIURUS DOESN'T ACCEPT THE POSITION (HEH), IS IT OPEN FOR APPLICANTS?

posted by mike9322 23 February | 12:02

MIKE IS PACKING THE LEVITRA, SCIURUS....

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 February | 12:03

THIS IS A VERY GOOD SHOUTING THREAD! TR33HGGR AND SCIURUS, I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SITUATIONS.

HEATHERANN, YOU HAVE THE CURSE OF THOSE INCLINED TO SCHOLASTIC PURSUITS. JUST YESTERDAY A STATISTICS STUDENT GOT ALL SMUG ON ME SAYING THAT WITH QUANTITATIVE DEGREES YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE MONEY! I WAS LIKE, OH GREAT, SO I'VE THROWN MY LIFE AWAY ON MY BOHEMIAN, HIPPY, NON-HARD-SCIENCE DEGREE... THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT TRUE LOVE FOR A SUBJECT! BE HAPPY THAT FOR SEVERAL YEARS YOU DID SOMETHING YOU LOVED. IT IS MORE THAN MANY PEOPLE EVER HAVE.

ALSO, YOUR BOY NEEDS TO BE THROTTLED FOR BREAKING UP OVER EMAIL. THAT IS NOT OK.

I HAVE A VIRAL INFECTION!!!

posted by halonine 23 February | 12:05

I'M THINKING OF GOING TO THE NURSES AND GOING HOME.

posted by rainbaby 23 February | 12:09

BREAKING UP OVER E-MAIL IS NEVER OK! BOO ON THAT! I SEND HIM AN ARMY OF SOBBING SQUIRRELS!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 February | 12:10

(but pump the squirrels with a fistfull of levitra first)

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 12:13

SCIRIUS, THAT GIRL IS A TOTAL F*ING MORON! LET HER EAT OMELETTES UNTIL HER ARTERIES FILL UP WITH CHOLESTEROL! APPLY FOR THAT JOB AND THEN TAKE IT AND THEN GET THE PROMOTION SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA GET AND THEN LAAAAAUUGH!

TR33, GET A NEW JOB! THEY DON"T APPRECIATE YOU ENOUGH!

I AGREE BREAKING UP OVER EMAIL IS NOT ALL RIGHT! AT ALL!

ALSO, WHY THE HELL ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO BE IN DATING RELATIONSHIPS WHEN THEY CANNOT TELL THEIR ASS FROM THEIR ELBOW? IT'S LIKE THEY'RE WALKING AROUND WITH FUCKING LOADED GUNS, WAVING THEM RANDOMLY IN ALL DIRECTIONS LIKE FUCKING DICK CHENEY. HERE'S A CONCEPT, UNSTABLE DATERS: *BEFORE* DATING SOMEONE, GIVE SOME FUCKING THOUGHT TO WHERE YOU MIGHT LIKE YOUR LIFE TO GO IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS AND HOW OTHER PEOPLE FIT IN, SO YOUR VICTIMS DON'T HAVE TO PLAY THERAPIST WHEN YOU 'SUDDENLY DISCOVER' THAT YOU NEED TO GET OUT!

posted by Miko 23 February | 12:15

SCIURUS THAT SUCKS! LOOK AT THE PORTLAND PHOTOS AND SEE HOW FABULOUS WE ALL ARE IN THE PNW (PACIFIC NORTHWEST)! I CAN'T SPEAK FOR PDX BUT THERE ARE JOBS IN SEATTLE!

ALSO: SEATTLE HIP HOP (THE BLUE SCHOLARS AND COMMON MARKET) TOTALLY EFFING ROCKS MY WORLD THIS MORNING!!!

posted by matildaben 23 February | 12:15

TPS, YOU GOT MY BACK GIRL! WOO! I DO LIKE SCIURUS AND HATE TO PLAY THE RAGING FOUR HOUR HARDON CARD, BUT THAT'S A CARD YOU JUST CAN'T NOT PLAY! *BOING*

HEATHERANN, I CHANGED MAJORS THREE TIMES WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL, FINALLY SETTLING ON MATH! I DON'T USE MY MATH DEGREE AT MY JOB. BUT LINGUISTICS, THAT SOUNDS REALLY INTERESTING! YOU CAN BITCH OUT YOUR PUSSY EMAIL-BREAKUP EX IN DOZENS OF DIALECTS! AND WHAT HALONINE SAID! I DON'T USE MY DEGREE, BUT I LOVED STUDYING NUMBER THEORY AND CRYPTOGRAPHY AND STUFF LIKE THAT!

posted by mike9322 23 February | 12:15

YO, TPS. YOU HAVE TO PASS THAT WORKORDER THROUGH ME FIRST. I CAN SEND A TRUCK OUT THERE BETWEEN 7AM and 5PM TODAY.

I'M NOT GONNA GET IN A RIVALRY OVER SPECKLAFFECTIONS WITH MIKE9322, HE'S A GOOD DUDE. BESIDES, SPECKLET HAS ENOUGH LOVE FOR US ALL.

posted by sciurus 23 February | 12:18

SOUNDS LIKE MIKE HAS ENOUGH LOVE FOR US ALL TOO. OR AT LEAST AS MANY OF US AS CAN GET INTO THE 4 HOURS.

posted by Miko 23 February | 12:19

THIS THREAD IS AT THE SAME TIME MAKING ME LAUGH HYSTERICALLY (HEE, MIKO - SINGLE FILE, PLEASE!), AND SHAKE MY HEAD IN SADNESS AT THE IDIOCY OF EXES AND BOSSES!

posted by mike9322 23 February | 12:25

PRIAPISM IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!!!

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 12:29

MIKO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

posted by matildaben 23 February | 12:33

IS ANYONE ELSE'S GMAIL FUCKING UP??

posted by gaspode 23 February | 12:43

NO, MINE IS WORKING FINE, GASPODE.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 February | 12:44

DAMMNIT! WHY DOES GMAIL HATE ME SO??

posted by gaspode 23 February | 12:47

I DO, I DO HAVE TONS OF LOVE! TONS! FOUR HOURS WOULD BE A DROP IN THE BUCKET!

THERE ARE JOBS IN PORTLAND, BUT NOT TONS OF THEM! WHAT KINDS OF THINGS CAN YOU DO, SCUIRUS? I CAN'T BE YOUR SUGAR MAMA, SORRY, I'M MY CREDIT CARDS' SUGAR MAMA.

posted by Specklet 23 February | 12:49

THANKS DANO! I THINK THE CONCEPT OF FOUR HOURS AT THE READY IS HYSTERICAL, BUT IN PRACTICE, IT WOULD DEFINITELY GET VERY UNCOMFORTABLE!

posted by mike9322 23 February | 12:50

THAT'S OKAY SPECKLET, I'D GET BORED IF ALL I HAD TO DO WAS GIVE YOU FOOTRUBS AND WARSH THE DISHES.

I AM LOOKING FOR JOBS IN ADVERTISING/PR/MARKETING, WEB DESIGN, PUBLISHING OR CONSULTING.

posted by sciurus 23 February | 12:53

OH YEAH, WE GOTS THEM THINGS IN PORTLAND ALL RIGHT! YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT! SERIOUSLY! LOOK AT MONSTER OR CRAIGSLIST AND SEE WHAT'S SHAKIN'!

CAN I STILL GET FOOTRUBS ANYWAY?

posted by Specklet 23 February | 12:58

FOOTRUBS ARE ALWAYS FREE. I SHALL SEE WHAT'S SHAKIN' IN THAT CORNER OF THE WORLD.

posted by sciurus 23 February | 13:03

I WANT THE SAME JOBS THAT SCIURUS WANTS! ARE THERE TWO OF THOSE JOBS IN PORTLAND? AFTER SEEING THOSE MEETUP PIX I AM IN LOVE WITH ALL OF YOU AND ABOUT READY TO PACK UP MY DOG AND CAT AND KIDS AND JUST GO!

posted by mygothlaundry 23 February | 13:07

Hey, know what? All that shouting made me feel better.

posted by Miko 23 February | 13:09

I REALLY REALLY WANT MYGOTH AND SCUIRUS TO MOVE TO PORTLAND AND FIND NICE JOBS!

AND MIKO TOO, EVEN THOUGH SHE HASN'T MENTIONED PORTLAND!

posted by Specklet 23 February | 13:24

DON'T THINK I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT IT, SPECK!

posted by Miko 23 February | 13:30

PORTLAND: HOME OF THE NEW MECHA COMMUNE! ONLY THE WITTY, TALENTED AND UNDERAPPRECIATED NEED APPLY! (OH YEAH, CUTENESS CAN'T HURT!)

I WILL CHAIR THE COMMUNE APPLICATION COMMITTEE AND WILL NEED SOME OTHERS FOR THE COMITTEE! NOT SURE IF E.D. ISSUES MAKES MIKE A GREAT CANDIDATE, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE THE HAS THE ISSUE WELL IN HAND (WINK WINK)! ANY OTHER VOLUNTEERS? MIKO, YOUR FANTASTIC OUTLOOK ON LIFE MIGHT COME IN HANDY!

posted by richat 23 February | 13:53

IT WAS ONE TIME! WITH THE NERVOUSNESS AND THE VERY, VERY DRUNK! I CAN GET IT UP ANYTIME I WANT! (NOW THAT I HAVE THESE AWESOME PILLS!)

posted by mike9322 23 February | 14:00

I WILL BE THE HOME BASE COMMITTEE MEMBER!

posted by Specklet 23 February | 14:12

CAN I JOIN?? THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NO NEED FOR ME TO STAY IN THIS FUCKING JOB!

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 14:42

I WANT TO JOIN THE COMMUNE TOO. I NEED A JOB AS A .NET SOFTWARE ENGINEER AND AM CUTE BUT NOT UNDERAPPRECIATED. AT LEAST ON MECHA I AM OVERAPPRECIATED. THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN SUCK IT.

posted by matildaben 23 February | 14:58

MIKE9322, I HAVE ALREADY CHANGED MY MAJOR TWICE (THEOLOGY, ENGLISH, LINGUISTICS). NOW WHAT DO I DO? MOVE TO PORTLAND???

IT IS HEARTENING THAT EVERYONE AGREES THAT BREAKING UP OVER EMAIL IS NOT OKAY!

posted by heatherann 23 February | 15:26

BREAKING UP OVER EMAIL = NOT OK!

I AM SO METACHATTED OUT THAT I ACTUALLY DID GO HOME SICK TODAY!!!

THAT'S EITHER SICK, OR POSITIVE, I CAN'T DECIIIIIDE!!!

ALSO: I ALSO VERY MUCH VALUE MY GRADUTATE DEGREE THAT I DON'T USE! TAUGHT ME HOW TO THINK!

STILL PAYING STUDENT LOANS BUT THAT'S OKAAAY!

posted by rainbaby 23 February | 15:32

TOTALLY NOT OKAY, HEATHERANN!

TR33 AND MATS, COME ON DOWN! OR UP, DEPENDING!

posted by Specklet 23 February | 15:33

YES! EVERYONE IS WELCOME!

HEATHERANN: I HAVEN'T SAID SO YET, BUT YES, BREAKING UP OVER EMAIL IS NOT OKAY!

posted by richat 23 February | 15:42

ALSO: I ALSO VERY MUCH VALUE MY GRADUTATE DEGREE THAT I DON'T USE! TAUGHT ME HOW TO THINK!

DAMN, IT'S LIKE SHE'S READING MY MIND!

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 15:42

I HAVE TWO GRADUTATE DEGREES AND I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL "GRADUTATE"! AND BREAKING UP OVER EMAIL IS NOT OK.

posted by matildaben 23 February | 16:00

OH NOES! I GOT HERE 4 HOURS TOO LATE!

BUT I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOVE YOU ALL. EVEN WITHOUT THE PILLS.

posted by taz 24 February | 00:06

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