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20 February 2006

what is the most disgusting thing you would do for a million dollars?

post by: joelf at: 16:42 | 24 comments

I would eat my own pinky finger.

posted by joelf 20 February | 16:43

Do [i]I[/i] have to be disgusted by it or would like 98% of the population be sufficient?

posted by Wolfdog 20 February | 16:45

Why? Do you have a spare million you're looking to get rid of? My email's in my profile.

posted by Capn 20 February | 16:45

I'd become an Objectivist.

posted by sciurus 20 February | 16:46

I might shake Dubya's hand for a million. But I'd have to think about it.

posted by tommasz 20 February | 16:47

I'd shake his hand, tommasz, but only to pull him closer so I could kick him in the nuts.

posted by jrossi4r 20 February | 16:48

I'd become an Objectivist.

eek!

posted by mosch 20 February | 16:52

two chicks at the same time, man.

posted by drjimmy11 20 February | 16:54

If one threw in a crate of Chateau Montrebriand '53, I'd eat the regurgitated remains of joelf's poor pinky.

posted by AlexReynolds 20 February | 17:38

Paris Hilton.

posted by miles 20 February | 18:15

I made a sex tape on a camera phone with a Singaporan student.

posted by orthogonality 20 February | 18:29

I'd go on Fear Factor.

posted by mike9322 20 February | 19:56

Bukkake, but not photographed, videotaped, filmed, or otherwise recorded for posterity except in the minds of the participants.

posted by matildaben 20 February | 20:02

I once drank a half a bottle of italian salad dressing at summer camp to win three bucks and two packs of Nerds candy. And this is the substandard italian dressing they serve at a protestant summer camp I am talking about here... Bastard welshed.

The depths of depravity I would sink to for a million dollars are still unsounded and probably should remain so.

posted by King of Prontopia 20 February | 21:13

This question works much better if you propose something disgusting and then you ask who would do it.

I wouldn't eat my own pinky. I may have it removed for a mil though.

posted by mullacc 20 February | 21:14

What have you got? I can think of hundreds of disgusting things I would do for a million, but nothing that I wouldn't do springs to mind. Tempt me.

posted by dg 20 February | 22:15

I'm with dg---i know i wouldn't kill for a million, or maim anyone for life, but other than that, i'm easy, i think.

posted by amberglow 20 February | 22:19

Easy, but not cheap, apparently.

posted by dg 20 February | 22:25

I don't know, there are probably a practicaly infinite number of things I would do for a million dollars. I don't think I would eat my pinky finger, though, because I expect to be a millionare at somepoint in the future.

Now for a billion dollars...

posted by delmoi 21 February | 00:45

Hey, for a million dollars, I would eat your pinky finger!

posted by dg 21 February | 05:10

Work 20 years in corporate America at an average of $50,000 per year.

posted by Doohickie 22 February | 22:19

Oh... and by the way I've already done it and barely have two dimes to rub together. That's the disgusting part.

posted by Doohickie 22 February | 22:20

Hey, Doohickie? I've worked 20 years in corporate America and just now am making mid-30's. Whatthefuckever.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 22 February | 22:27

I'd participate in matildaben's Bukkake. Three times.

OK.

so I'd do it for free...

posted by arse_hat 22 February | 23:02

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