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20 February 2006

OMG Lapjuicer nsfw
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"Imagine someone making your favourite cocktail with a Lapjuicer… it’s for girls and boys - who do you want to see using it?"

post by: jelly at: 20:03 | 18 comments

3 words... Ouch. No Way.

posted by terrapin 20 February | 20:11

Oh dear god.

posted by orthogonality 20 February | 20:19

Crotch + pointiness + citric acid = !??!?!?!

posted by jrossi4r 20 February | 20:42

Yuck!

posted by sisterhavana 20 February | 20:45

I once had a roommate whose girlfriend was quite passive-aggressive in her dominance of his life. She had her priorites, and one of those was her Sunny Delight. It was sacrosanct, and no matter how little my roommate would drink, she'd start to mutter under her breath "He drank all my juice. Now I'll have to get more juice."

My best friend and I, of course, took this quirk to obscene extremes and made vicious fun of her behind her back, and most of our "emergency juice replacement schemes" come pretty close to fruition with this device. Life is truly wonderful sometimes.

posted by WolfDaddy 20 February | 20:50

Life is truly wonderful sometimes

AHMEN!

posted by jelly 20 February | 20:54

I can think of all sorts of politicians, zealots, and other troglodytes I would like to see this inflicted on, but I would have to pass on any juice extracted.

posted by King of Prontopia 20 February | 21:17

What, you guys don't have one of these?

I'm thinking none of you are juice-drinkers. Hell, we got ours from Ron Popeil. Works a charm, it does.

posted by Five Fresh Fish 20 February | 21:21

Why can't they just snort blow off of hookers' tummies like normal people?

posted by trondant 20 February | 23:39

*considers changing her username*

posted by tangerine 21 February | 00:18

*juices tangerine*

posted by loquacious 21 February | 02:02

I honestly had something incredibly witty to say about this whole delightful Lapjuicer contraption, but it got lost in the utter distraction that is freshly squeezed tangerine. Sorry, this'll have to do.

But, yeah. Pointy + citrusy = hurty.

posted by loquacious 21 February | 02:07

You should see their Bananamasher.

posted by taz 21 February | 03:54

Pineapple juice, anyone?

posted by dg 21 February | 05:08

I don't think you're ready for this, jelly.

posted by iconomy 21 February | 08:39

I don't think you're ready for this, jelly.

??

posted by jelly 21 February | 12:17

I was riffing on your username. I guess you don't know the lyrics to Bootylicious by Destiny's Child.

Basically I was saying that you aren't ready for the Lapjuicer...you can't handle it. Huh, it's so not funny when you have to explain it. It probably wasn't funny before that though :P

posted by iconomy 21 February | 12:36

You explanation made me smile. That's something.

posted by jelly 21 February | 13:04

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