MetaChat - I lust.

Oh, Hell, yeah!

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 12 January | 12:12

I eat.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 January | 12:12

I whistle past the graveyard.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 12:16

I laze.

posted by brainwidth 12 January | 12:21

I forget.

posted by eatitlive 12 January | 12:21

Oh, I also catch eels with a horse's head tied to a rope.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 12:22

I covet the Wino's eels.

posted by jrossi4r 12 January | 12:23

I dust.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 12 January | 12:23

I lust, and it goes entirely unfulfilled.

posted by cmonkey 12 January | 12:23

I rust, and it goes entirely reddish brown.

posted by nobody 12 January | 12:25

I like it when I feel strong and move and can feel all the sinews and muscles working in unison.

But like I said, mostly I lust. And not even just for sexy boys. Everything I like makes me feel all lusty. Like a smooth pool, or the feeling of being in water. A blustery day makes me want to do dirty things to the wind.

Please elaborate. Except nobody. You I don't wanna hear from.

posted by dame 12 January | 12:26

I covet the Wino's eels.
If I had a nickel for every time...

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 12:26

I walk.

posted by Miko 12 January | 12:26

I sloth.

posted by Edible Energy 12 January | 12:27

I aggravate.

posted by sciurus 12 January | 12:33

I comment.

posted by Hellbient 12 January | 12:33

I don't.

posted by flopsy 12 January | 12:36

I spy.

posted by matildaben 12 January | 12:36

Please elaborate. Except nobody. You I don't wanna hear from.

Dame, oxidization is a completely natural phenomenon and if you aren't comfortable with real bodies and their attendant processes then I suggest you become so because otherwise you're going to remain miserable and ashamed forever. (!!) See that punctuation? That's how mad I am at you. And I'm so afraid of the raw power behind that anger that I've quarantined it within parentheses. Beware.)

Divine Wino: Oh, I also catch eels with a horse's head tied to a rope.

The only place I've ever heard of this is in Gunter Grass's The Tin Drum (which I'm currently reading). Do people still do this?

posted by nobody 12 January | 12:36

I avoid sleep.

I clean diarrhea out of cat fur.

I speculate that the Wino has been listening to Tom Waits and watching The Tin Drum.

On preview, I'm not the only one.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 12 January | 12:38

And the extra close-parenthesis? Not a typo. It's closing the parens that I should never have opened years ago. The gloves are off.

On preview: There's a movie of it?

posted by nobody 12 January | 12:39

I question.

posted by chewatadistance 12 January | 12:39

I am morally indignant.

posted by orthogonality 12 January | 12:40

I spend waaay too much time here and should be doing work.

posted by danostuporstar 12 January | 12:40

You speculate only semi-correctly, as I have neither listened to old neckbone or seen the Tin Drum in many a year.

Whistling past the grave yard is is just a favorite phrase and pass-time for me.

Catching eels with a horses head is jacked from the Tin Drum, but not recently, I just think that is a very deeply odd thing to do, and if I had to pick one thing to do, the imp of the perverse tells me to pick that.

Nobody: Oh yeah, watch it when you are done, it's fairly nuts and good.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 12:42

And the extra close-parenthesis? Not a typo. It's closing the parens that I should never have opened years ago. The gloves are off.

You've already won, my darling crackpot.

posted by dame 12 January | 12:44

I celebrate!
(taking my ex off the insurance means the equivilant of a day and a half's pay more in my biweekly check!)

posted by kellydamnit 12 January | 12:46

I am.

posted by mike9322 12 January | 12:46

I ain't.

posted by jonmc 12 January | 12:48

Oh yeah, watch it when you are done, it's fairly nuts and good.

Now I'm excited. One thing about reading the book (and I'm around halfway through), there have been long sections during which my imagination forgets to picture the narrator as the size of a three year old. I expect the movie will fix that.

You've already won, my darling crackpot.

Now wasn't that easy, dame? Seriously, that's all I ask. Here, I'll go slip into something more parenthetical:

(

posted by nobody 12 January | 12:49

I yam.

posted by brainwidth 12 January | 12:49

Here, I'll go slip into something more parenthetical:

(

I LUST.

posted by dame 12 January | 12:50

I smolder.

posted by me3dia 12 January | 12:51

I pick, then grin.

posted by go dog go 12 January | 12:51

I LOST. SHOW ME WAY TO LOBBY, PLEASE VERY MUCH.

posted by jonmc 12 January | 12:51

And the extra close-parenthesis? Not a typo. It's closing the parens that I should never have opened years ago.

So THAT'S why my code won't compile!

posted by matildaben 12 January | 12:52

I have to go to the bathroom.

posted by Hugh Janus 12 January | 12:53

)

posted by mike9322 12 January | 12:54

Light a match when you're done, OK, Hugh. Last time it set off the smoke alarm. In the building next door.

posted by jonmc 12 January | 12:56

I pick, then grin.
posted by postmodernmillie 12 January | 12:51

I lust.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 12 January | 12:57

I mosey.

posted by Capn 12 January | 13:14

"I am," I said to no one there.

posted by jrossi4r 12 January | 13:14

I verb nouns:
I office.
I Renuzit.
I internet.

I told you.

posted by Hellbient 12 January | 13:17

I hellbient.

posted by mike9322 12 January | 13:18

1) I list

posted by taz 12 January | 13:19

I 7 the sandbox.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 12 January | 13:19

I run across the street for air freshener and end up with free chicken soup.

posted by Hugh Janus 12 January | 13:21

with extra oyster crackers?

posted by jonmc 12 January | 13:24

I 8 the sandbox. ew!

posted by mike9322 12 January | 13:25

I conjugate.

posted by goatdog 12 January | 13:25

Saltines, but free's free, knowhamsayin'?

posted by Hugh Janus 12 January | 13:25

(Where did you grow up, PST? It amazes me that a stupid little kids' joke like that can endure. "Sandbox" intact and all.)

posted by mike9322 12 January | 13:26

I nap. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

posted by warbaby 12 January | 13:27

I 10d the sandbox, so get your grubby lips out of there.

On preview: mike9322, it was on Sesame Street (Ernie messing with Bert, I think) for one thing, which pretty much guarantees national recognition, though I imagine it was one of those kids things that spread nationwide well before appearing on tv. (Now that I think of it, I think there was an askMe about spreading kids games/jokes a few months ago. . .)

posted by nobody 12 January | 13:29

I arrive late.

posted by everichon 12 January | 13:33

I see stupid people.

posted by danostuporstar 12 January | 13:33

I bet dame wants to have 6 in the sandbox.

posted by taz 12 January | 13:33

I had no idea it was on Sesame Street. Thanks! That's my One Thing I Learned for 1/12/2006.

posted by mike9322 12 January | 13:34

I enjoy.

posted by mosch 12 January | 13:35

iPod

posted by Capn 12 January | 13:35

I bet dame wants to have 6 in the sandbox.

I bet dame wants to have 6-X in the sandbox!

posted by nobody 12 January | 13:38

I scream. You scream.

posted by jrossi4r 12 January | 13:39

We all scream because the ice cream man showed us his wee wee.

posted by nobody 12 January | 13:40

I run across the street for air freshener

Don't waste your breath, Wino, "I Renuzit" should cover it.

posted by Hellbient 12 January | 13:40

When it belongs to the ice cream man, it is referred to as his "rocket pop."

posted by jrossi4r 12 January | 13:41

I don't understand what you are talking about helbient.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 13:41

nobody, you 1.

posted by taz 12 January | 13:42

Aww, taz. Don't worry: You 1, 2.

posted by nobody 12 January | 13:42

I also owe you an l.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 13:43

Ay, Ay, Ay

/ricky ricardo

posted by jonmc 12 January | 13:43

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posted by mcgraw 12 January | 13:49

I robot.

Y'ever read Waterland, Divine_Wino? Graham Swift, interesting book about the fens in England, and eels. Lots about eels. Also, there's a natural history of the eel by Richard Schweid that I found fascinating, if you'd like to read it I'll loan it to you along with Botchan next time we quaff. Speaking of, my cold seems to have departed through my left eye last night, leaving me with the occasional sniffle and gluey lashes, so after one or two nights' safety rest I'll be rarin'.

And jonmc, have I got a book for you.

posted by Hugh Janus 12 January | 13:51

I bet dame wants to have 6 in the sandbox.

I bet dame wants to have 6-X in the sandbox!

Man, you guys missed IRC last night. I'm giving up on sluttiness. I will only have sex wth *some* of the people I want to now.

posted by dame 12 January | 13:54

I'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passing by.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 12 January | 13:56

I haven't but if it's got fens I'm into it, I'm a fen man, me self.

I would happily hang out tomorrow night assuming that the lady is not so totally ill and messed up from being sick that she cannot pickup or attend to the kid, we shall see.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 14:42

I'm in you, you're in me. Cuz you gave me the love, love that I never ha-ad. (Cue guitar solo)

posted by Lipstick Thespian 12 January | 14:43

I don't understand what you are talking about helbient.

I confuse Wino.

Lame joke - air freshener=Renuzit.

posted by Hellbient 12 January | 14:50

Hey, I was the one on about air freshener!

posted by Hugh Janus 12 January | 14:54

My eye is twitching.

posted by krix 12 January | 15:05

I confuxe hellbient.
I sorry.

posted by Hellbient 12 January | 15:12

I like to bend it.

posted by loquacious 12 January | 15:12

I am a sassy pop-punk band called Comment82.

posted by Hellbient 12 January | 15:13

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!

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posted by bmarkey 12 January | 15:15

I I I I I I like you verrrrrrrry much.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 12 January | 15:16

Why is it so cold in here?

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 12 January | 15:18

The price... of your entry... is sin.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 12 January | 15:19

I disengage.

posted by deborah 12 January | 15:43

I sin.

posted by tr33hggr 12 January | 15:45

I blink.

posted by eamondaly 12 January | 15:52

I bite.

posted by tr33hggr 12 January | 15:55

I bite.

posted by tr33hggr 12 January | 16:00

Again! Curses!

posted by tr33hggr 12 January | 16:00

I blight.

posted by mcgraw 12 January | 16:16

i deteker.

posted by Hellbient 12 January | 16:49

i conomy.

posted by Hellbient 12 January | 16:50

i deology?

posted by nobody 12 January | 16:51

i dealism?

posted by nobody 12 January | 16:52

i have no anus.

posted by danostuporstar 12 January | 17:10

I think, I think.

posted by puddinghead 12 January | 17:12

I sleep in, which results in coming into threads like this waaay too late.

posted by mudpuppie 12 January | 17:23

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posted by matteo 12 January | 17:47

I, Claudius.

(I got nothing...I've been in animal surgery all day)

posted by gaspode 12 January | 18:13

I draw a blank.

posted by richat 12 January | 19:55

iLust

(or, iLust)

posted by the_bone 12 January | 20:43

12 January 2006