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06 January 2006

Local News: Condom-Filled Nut Not A Crime Police chief Daryl Meisner said it appeared no crime was committed when somebody put the condom-containing nut in a bin at a Wal-Mart Supercenter. Meisner said someone had drilled a hole in the nut, emptied the shell and then plugged the hole with wood putty after the condom was inserted.

post by: carter at: 13:43 | 9 comments

Well, I've got a weekend project now...

posted by kellydamnit 06 January | 14:11

I guess that's better than a nut-filled condom. Also:

"This looks exactly like what I found on the Internet," Meisner said.

WTF?

posted by puke & cry 06 January | 14:23

Is no one going to make a "bust a nut" joke?

posted by jrossi4r 06 January | 14:29

Heh. Anyone else reminded of the condom scene from the 40 year old virgin?

posted by delmoi 06 January | 14:31

i've seen them as hazelnuts but these things have been around for decades.
don't these people shop anywhere but walmart?

posted by ethylene 06 January | 14:47

I can picture it. A couple of bored kids working the night shift in Wally World, with all the tools at hand to put this thing together.

posted by essexjan 06 January | 15:09

'Cause sometimes you feel like a nut...
Sometimes you don't.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 06 January | 15:11

Yeah, what did this guy Meisner mean when he said it was like what he found on the internet???

That's some terrible article writing, that is.

posted by Specklet 06 January | 15:59

Special Nut Was Found At Wal-Mart Bin

posted by agropyron 06 January | 17:46

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