O poor sad red nose
I know it makes you sore but
I blow you again

Nasty harsh Kleenex
Why didn't I buy the more
Expensive soft kind

Call into work sick
For once, it's actually true
Karma is a bitch

Sleep in until 2
Then watch some daytime TV
Maury says, "Confess!"

Maury is an ass
"You think our son is yours, but
he's not!" Lives ruined

Dr. Phil is worse
Hard to believe but it's true
"Demon possessions!"

They do interviews
"My sister is possesed by
several demons!"

I know the feeling
Like my ex-sister in law
As an example

For some strange reason
Not feeling any better
Where is the Advil

How I love thee, now
On House and Gardens channel
Neutral paint cures all

Debbie Travis calls
The carpenters drama queens
Her designs still suck

It is cold today
It may go down to thirty
Cold for Florida.

Post to Metachat
"More inside"-- how does that work?
This doesn't bode well

I watch frost flowers
fade from engine air
arrive late to work

What is this "thirty"
That you speak of? Sounds toasty!
Oh, right. Farenheit.

Now snow is falling
Cigarette smoke or my breath?
Nipples could cut glass

Out in Seattle,
It doesn't snow but, oh fuck,
It totally rains.

Oh that reminds me
Of the Mamas and Papas
"It pours, man it pours."


Actually, in my bleary cold haze, I can't remember if that's the Mama and Papas or not. Erm. Poetic license?

And thanks for the email, mb. :)

Endless white snow falls
I no can motorcycle
In my pants, it's hot

I thank you, jokeefe
I can bring my bastardry
to MetaChat now.

it's always raining
raining Florence Henderson
in my Brady world

treading water, still
but I'm lost on a sea of
"Wessonality"

Good to be inside
Today--cider and my own tunes on?
Telecommuter!

Great temp job extends
LT a DJ now
Life is good today

the snow softly falls
road conditions slippery
SUV in ditch


damn you internet
weather dot com lies to me
forty my fat ass