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05 January 2006

the owner of this penis: your lights are on (possibly NSFW) don't drain your battery.
it's this penis owner's birthday
please wish him a happy penis→[More:]
another weird derail to my plans but i will still be enlightening later

post by: ethylene at: 22:20 | 13 comments

penis! (oh, and happy bday!)

posted by Space Kitty 05 January | 22:27

Surely you can jump-start him?

posted by trondant 05 January | 22:28

: >

posted by amberglow 05 January | 22:42

that's delish.

posted by moonbird 05 January | 22:57

Aw nuts!

posted by fenriq 05 January | 23:03

Looks like the owner took a couple of tabs of E/X/MDMA.

posted by porpoise 05 January | 23:13

i take full responsibility for the glowsticks
it's call the curse of ebay bulk wholesale

(oh, and did i mention my friend accidentally made me jingle all the way the very next night? it was actually her kid who wrapped me a gift in a chinese take out box she decorated and wrapped in a drawing: cat toy.

mind you, i have no cat.

the penis owner has been up since 5am and got the surprise day off (because they didn't want to pay overtime)

he was full of birthday drinks and passed out on my friend's couch hours ago, from tire not booze (now allowed to use my bed because it's technically still his birthday)

aimee mann is on and i got to spread and be enlightened.

ah. things are ok.

how are you?

posted by ethylene 06 January | 01:35

spread enlightenment

gosh things look funny out of context with a penis picture involved.

so would one say that was an average penis?

posted by ethylene 06 January | 01:53

should i drink the rest of birthday boy's beer?
it's not his birthday any more and he owes me
or i could just walk the road to better cns function

posted by ethylene 06 January | 02:02

Thank you for a bearable penis picture. Probably my first! Bearable, not picture. I know you made moonbird and amber happy! :D

posted by chewatadistance 06 January | 09:03

people often assume i have a penis
i do like to let people believe what they like

so have you hear Jann Arden's Good Mother?
i'm considering making anohter atrocious ackapella audioblog

posted by ethylene 06 January | 09:16

Holy cow, I thought that was someone's arm (that's not a comment on average penis size). Love it!

ethylene, most people in the US don't know who Jann Arden is. I didn't until I moved to Canada. For whatever reason she doesn't get the airplay she deserves.

posted by deborah 06 January | 16:30

i know the reason and it is sad

shame on you, people peeping purely for penis?
this isn't literotica!

*waggled finger*

i'm sorry for people who have had bad penis experiences. they are sadly very common.
believe me. i know.
but let's not blame the penis, for it often knows not what it does, same with some of their owners.

we all dislike bad pet owners and once you name it, it's yours.

be nice to your penis and it will be nice to you.

to clarify, no, that is not my penis.

and feel free to ignore penis. it can be very tiresome at times and ruin conversations with an intrusive thrust in places other than here.

women worry about boob size because they are out there
but let's not totally demystify the penis.
penis is shy.
but equal opportunity penis.

posted by ethylene 07 January | 21:18

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