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22 December 2005

I'm sorry i lost my cool quonsar... →[More:]I had some time to think about it and decided i was out of line just a little bit...This is the winter of my discontent...

Sorry.
post by: Schyler523 at: 15:53 | 42 comments
:-) Yay for apology threads.

Dame, I'm sorry I used up all the "a"s.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 22 December | 15:56
*noogie*
posted by danostuporstar 22 December | 15:57
I'm sorry I lost my cool quonsar too, I dropped it behind the sofa when I was playing quonsar versus the evil pajama monsters of the moon and then before I could get it back my dad burned down the house in an ill thought out insurance scam.







Sincere apologies are a balm to the soul, good on ya schyler523
posted by Divine_Wino 22 December | 15:57
"on the merits of a populace half-mad on christ" is a fucking awesome description that bears repeating.

I'm not even sure you need to apologize for that whole comment. quonsar can handle it, I'm fairly sure. But it's nice to be nice, regardless.
posted by loquacious 22 December | 16:03
I found my cool quonsar last night, actually. It had fallen between the bedside table and the bed, along with a couple of garlic bagel chips. I hauled him up, and he sat next to me while I watched "Master and Commander".

P.S. That movie sucked.
posted by Specklet 22 December | 16:04
oddly enough, i think i'm apologizing for how i felt while i was posting it...i was much angrier than the comment let on, maybe to angry to fully express it...now i can't imagine why i was so angry in hindsight...but with this apology i'm trying to head off karma at the pass or something.
posted by Schyler523 22 December | 16:08
i'm trying to head off karma at the pass or something.


I've got some sort of soccer analogy here, but it's just not coming.

Anyways, I ordered my cool quonsar online today, hopefully I'll get it by 2006.
posted by gaspode 22 December | 16:10
Does cool quonsar qualify for Super Saver Shipping?
posted by matildaben 22 December | 16:13
No. Cool quonsar is shipped in special packaging with several blocks of dry ice to preserve fresh coolness.
posted by loquacious 22 December | 16:14
I've never lost my cool quonsar. I keep it locked up in a cage.
posted by SassHat 22 December | 16:16
Dear Santa

I know it's late but please please please may I have a cool quonsar for Christmas?

best wishes
a_h
posted by arse_hat 22 December | 16:23
Cool quonsar is the reason for the season.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 22 December | 16:58
My favorite flavor of Doritos are cool quonsar!
posted by TrishaLynn 22 December | 17:02
I never had my cool. In the Frisbee family, cool skips every other generation. I'm more of a it's-too-stuffy-in-here,-let's-go-puddle-jumping-and-get-silly sorta type.
posted by Frisbee Girl 22 December | 17:04
I prefer sweet chilli quonsar's.
posted by dodgygeezer 22 December | 17:24
I'm more of a it's-too-stuffy-in-here,-let's-go-puddle-jumping-and-get-silly sorta type.

Me too. I TRY to be cool but I always end up looking goofy. I've finally learned to embrace my silliness.
posted by LeeJay 22 December | 17:26
Does cool quonsar have a kung-fu grip?
posted by jrossi4r 22 December | 17:28
When I heard about the cool quonsars, I went and stood in line at Wal-Mart for 8 FUCKING HOURS. Then some bitch in spandex (and her husband in sweats) tried to distract me and get the las one on the shelf, but I knocked her silly with a reissued Cabbage Patch Doll and I karate-chopped her sweats-wearin' husband, and now I have a cool quonsar of my very own.

I hate Wal-Mart.
posted by mudpuppie 22 December | 17:32
Cool quonsar is just like regular quonsar, but with a snow penis.
posted by gigawhat? 22 December | 17:38
I'm sorry I lost my cool quonsar. Some of the bigger kids on the bus were goofing off, and one of them grabbed it and threw it out the window.
posted by me3dia 22 December | 17:41
Tickle-me-Elmo has nothing on cool quonsar. Nothing!
posted by SassHat 22 December | 17:42
*grabs LeeJay, runs out door*
posted by Frisbee Girl 22 December | 17:49
I want a cool quonsar for christmas.
posted by ramix 22 December | 17:54
*grabs LeeJay, runs out door*

Woohoo! Any puddles around?
posted by LeeJay 22 December | 18:02
Free quonsar!

(With purchase of any Happy Meal.)
posted by orthogonality 22 December | 18:13
Is that the quonsar with the cilantro?

*shudder*
posted by bunnyfire 22 December | 18:21
huh? wuzzuh?
posted by quonsar 22 December | 18:33
Oh, look, he's so cute when he's confused!
posted by Specklet 22 December | 18:37
Boy, talk about missing out on things. I find a blowout thread on MetCha in regard to some op-ed comments submitted to one of my county's newspapers? We're now using "Letters to the Editor" rants from local recluses as an online tipping point?

YOU REALISE I COULD'VE LEFT THE HOUSE FOR THIS, RIGHT?
posted by Smart Dalek 22 December | 19:07
Nacho Quonsar.

I'm not talking about tortilla chips. Somebody stole quonsar. Come back, that's nacho quonsar!
posted by jonmc 22 December | 19:26
Somewhere quonsar is wandering around, highly confused, wondering ponderously why his ears are furiously burning ice cold like they never have before.

The mere thought of this makes me chuckle and smile.

Also: Snow penis!
posted by loquacious 22 December | 20:18
I'm sorry I almost stole mudpuppie's cool quonsar. I rock that spandex Walmart-style.
posted by jrossi4r 22 December | 20:20
jrossi, I'm sorry I tried to bludgeon you with a Cabbage Patch Doll.

* puts hands in pockets, kicks at dirt *
posted by mudpuppie 22 December | 20:27
I will forgive you as soon as I get the imprint of Xavier Roberts' signature off my forehead.
posted by jrossi4r 22 December | 20:50
≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by arse_hat 22 December | 20:56
Please allow me to apologize in advance.
posted by jonmc 22 December | 20:58
Send me money for a new magic keyboard, damnit!
posted by orthogonality 22 December | 21:17
Arse--that picture is so cool, it may have magical healing properties.
posted by jrossi4r 22 December | 21:29
orthogonality, put your hands on the picture and and pray...
posted by arse_hat 22 December | 21:39
I'm sorry I
lost my cool
quonsar.

Forgive me. It
was delicious.
So quonsar
and so cool.
posted by shmegegge 22 December | 21:47
I had a cool quonsar once. But then I burned it in its tank. :(
posted by LeeJay 22 December | 22:13
Did anyone ever read that novel, How Quonsar Got His Cool Back?
posted by scody 23 December | 23:52
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