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16 December 2005

"May God damn this newspaper for running the photo of the snow penis online. I am no prude, but this display was truly pathetic and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Is this why you became journalists?"
post by: mudpuppie at: 15:22 | 19 comments
Is this why you became journalists?

If you have to ask....
posted by Frisbee Girl 16 December | 15:25
ahahhahahahahhahahaha

- Is there mandatory overtime tonight for the New Windsor police, since a snow storm is coming and so are the "snow penises"?

- Lisa, New Windsor
posted by agropyron 16 December | 15:27
Since when are TOWN Police allowed to destroy private property??!


You sir, you broke my penis!
posted by porpoise 16 December | 15:50
That's cold, dude.
posted by Specklet 16 December | 15:56
This God, she no like penis?
posted by warbaby 16 December | 16:56
god made penis.
posted by quonsar 16 December | 17:10
It was incredibly offensive, and whoever decided to post the before picture right with the story online should be ashamed...

-Sara, Newburgh


Frigid?
posted by gigawhat? 16 December | 17:18
This sort of thing would probably have me and my friends making snow penes all over town, just to spite the fucking god fuckers....

I hate hate hate living in the bible belt, but it does afford me the oppurtuniy to fuck with "christies" pretty often (and they are pretty funny when angry)...

I liked the comment about the nuts...was this snow penis complete with testicles...
posted by Schyler523 16 December | 17:34
it does afford me the oppurtuniy to fuck with "christies" pretty often

some day after you finish with puberty you may even grasp the concept of respect for others.
posted by quonsar 16 December | 17:37
that would be a concept familiar to you, eh, quonsar?

if you lived in a place where laws are made or unmade on the merits of a populace half-mad on christ, then you too would be a little perturbed methinks...but perhaps i've got you all wrong q...

If they respected my atheism, i would respect their beliefs, but i am not holding my breath...
posted by Schyler523 16 December | 17:45
Uh, this happened in the Hudson Valley. Upstate New York.
posted by stilicho 16 December | 18:00
i live in west michigan, land of the dutch christian reformed.
posted by quonsar 16 December | 18:05
My neighbor and I in rural Pennsylvania once made a giant Mother Goddess out of snow, big ol' snow boobies and all. We got no shit about, and indeed, many admiring comments. I guess snow boobies are OK, but snow penises aren't?
posted by puddinghead 16 December | 19:28
May God damn this newspaper for running the photo of the snow penis online.


That may be the best sentence I have read all year. I picture the guy who wrote it looking like Mr. Potter and shaking his fist at the heavens.
posted by jrossi4r 16 December | 19:31
I want pictures!
posted by PsychoKitty 16 December | 19:51
≡ Click to see image ≡

(From the local paper that ran the story.)
posted by mudpuppie 16 December | 20:23
Hmm, looks kind of like an obelisk or a menhir.

Wait...
posted by porpoise 16 December | 23:20
heh, porpoise.
posted by taz 17 December | 01:03
In high school we would sneak out on snowy nights and build snow penises in the yards of people we wanted to embarrass. With a half-dozen folks and a good blanket of fresh snow, you can build a really huge cock quite quickly.
posted by LarryC 17 December | 17:54
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