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01 December 2005

Poor Panda Dog Panda or dog? Cute or cruel?→[More:]All I know is, someone needs to write a song about panda dog.

post by: Uncle Glendinning at: 16:10 | 11 comments

No no no (to dyed pets).

posted by danostuporstar 01 December | 16:22

All I know is, someone needs to write a song about panda dog.
Sounds like a job for TMBG.

posted by Wolfdog 01 December | 16:30

No no no (to removing dyed pets' canines [the teeth, not the... never mind] to keep them from biting)

posted by Hugh Janus 01 December | 16:33

It's kind of cute, if you're into that kind of thing. At least it's not this.

Working on the song.

posted by Specklet 01 December | 16:46

Panda-dog, Panda-dog
Runs around wearing panda clogs
rump and head, they are dyed,
Poodles tease and throw pies
Look out! There goes a panda-dog

posted by Capn 01 December | 17:00

You could almost adapt that to fit the Freakazoid! them song.

posted by Wolfdog 01 December | 17:10

Capn, that's pretty good. What about this?

Panda dog, panda dog, panda dog is dyed,
Oh what fun it is to ride a panda doggy ride, hey!
Panda dog, panda dog, panda dog is dyed,
Oh what fun it is to ride a panda panda dog!

Dashing through the dog,
In a panda open sleigh,
O'er the dogs we go
Dyeing all the way (woof woof woof)!
Bells on dog tails ring,
Making pandas bright,
Oh what fun it is to dye
A doggy panda dog!

posted by Specklet 01 December | 17:44

Of course you know what actaully happened, right?

This dog was fighting crime, wearing a mask and a cape, and in the course of serving up a justice sandwich to Die-Job, the evil hairdresser, D.J. set off one of his infamous Bad Hair Day dye bombs, staining our hero where he was uncovered.

Seriously, look at the pictures again.

Seriously, Clark Kent, Superman, look!

The panda thing is just a cover story.

posted by Capn 01 December | 19:04

"a dog less allergic to its owners"... I wish MSNBC journalists would learn how to write.

posted by matildaben 01 December | 19:35

I hate it when my dog starts sneezing every time I come into the room, so I applaud the folks at MSNBC.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 02 December | 00:58

Oh, and here:

O Panda dog, O Panda dog
Your tie-dyed mane is fancy.
O Panda dog, O Panda dog
My orange poodle's passe.
I want to take you on a walk
And have the neighbors stare and talk.
O Panda dog, O Panda dog
I want to call you Nancy.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 02 December | 01:03

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