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28 October 2005

Metachat, my life was meaningless without you! No internet and no Metachat make LeeJay something something...[More:] The rubber bands and twine that hold my computer together needed to be sent out for repairs. Repairs that lasted nearly a month. But they were free so I can't complain. I CAN tell you that I missed y'all terribly and I fear I will never catch up. What have you been doing with yourselves?
I'm still pissing and moaning about my kidneys, but I go under the knife a week from today. Other than that just the usual bullshit: work, drinkin', the occasional naked spree through K-Mart.
posted by jonmc 28 October | 11:14
LeeJay!!!! We were wondering where you were.

Yay! *does happy dance*
posted by gaspode 28 October | 11:14
jonmc, I was thinking about you and your organs. Everything that can be crossed is crossed for good luck.

gaspode! I've missed chatting with you.
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 11:18
Well well welcome back, LeeJay! We missed you!

I'm getting a total sense of deja vu from this thread. Like, I already knew that jon was streaking through K-Mart, and I don't even shop there.

Maybe I should start, though.
posted by iconomy 28 October | 11:21
jonmc, I was thinking about you and your organs.

You and every woman alive, sweetheart. ;>
posted by jonmc 28 October | 11:25
Leeeee Jaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
posted by Frisbee Girl 28 October | 11:42
YO LeeJAY!!
posted by Hugh Janus 28 October | 11:45
We were wondering where you wandered off to. Welcome back!
posted by me3dia 28 October | 11:54
LeeJay! We were starting to worry!
posted by jrossi4r 28 October | 12:01
nice to have you back! I missed you!
posted by joelf 28 October | 12:14
iconomy, you really should visit the local K-Mart. jonmc organ, aisle five!

Frisbee Girl! Hugh Janus! me3dia! jrossi4r! I have missed you all so much.

joelf - I have seen your charts and would totally date you.

And you guys have been busy. I am slogging through all of the posts I've missed. It's too bad I missed all of the shouting threads because I have been mighty frustrated lately. Usually I just spew my bile and venom online but without my computer I actually had to interact with human beings face to face. It was terrible.
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 12:15
Also, could someone fill me in on the whole cilantro thing? Because I personally can't get enough of the stuff.
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 12:17
Also, could someone fill me in on the whole cilantro thing? Because I personally can't get enough of the stuff.
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 12:17

You just come and sit down right next to me, Lee Jay.
posted by Frisbee Girl 28 October | 12:20
Because I personally can't get enough of the stuff.

You're with the good guys, then.

Here's an AK-47, go dig a foxhole in aisle 7. If you see anyone spitting in disgust or wiping their mouth while crying, "It tastes like soap," you are authorized to rake them on auto.
posted by Hugh Janus 28 October | 12:23
*sits down next to Frisbee Girl and offers her my special Nachos Grande with plenty of cilantro on top*

*on preview, hunkers down in bunker with the cilantro lovers (and nachos) and laughs quietly because the very first thing she thought of when she first started seeing mentions of cilantro was the old "tastes like soap" complaint*
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 12:26
It's too bad I missed all of the shouting threads because I have been mighty frustrated lately.


WE CAN START ONE HERE IF YOU LIKE!!!
posted by joelf 28 October | 12:34
Whoops, joelf, I started a whole new shouting thread instead of reading all the comments in this one... Didn't mean to step on your toes.
posted by Specklet 28 October | 12:41
LeeJay--you also missed Jell-o Wrestling (preferably in the shape of San Francisco), a mecha mixswap with a mixup, LOTS OF SHOUTING, and more. You cannot stay away for so long. IT IS FORBIDEEN!

YES FORBIDEEN!
posted by WolfDaddy 28 October | 12:41
Speck, I'm so offended by that, i think i'll have to go shout about it in the shouting thread.
posted by joelf 28 October | 12:48
I missed Jell-O wrestling??
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 12:50
Welcome back, dear.
posted by dame 28 October | 12:51
While I caught the cilantro from afar, apparently, I missed the Jell-O wrestling as well. It's nice to see your name on screen again. I'm going to go shout in the other thread just as soon as I fix a drink lunch.
posted by safetyfork 28 October | 13:05
This is for Leejay and safetyfork. You probably can't tell, but it's the size of a swimming pool.

≡ Click to see image ≡

Everyone jump in!!
posted by taz 28 October | 13:26
Nice to have you back, LeeJay!
posted by deborah 28 October | 13:27
Woohoo! Thanks taz! There's nothing better on a chilly fall afternoon than taking a swim through red chunky jelly. Mmmm...chunks.

And thank you deborah!
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 13:38
pssst...safetyfork...wanna wrassle?
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 13:39
Aww...now that's Jell-O!

* throws a complicated 1/2 Nelson, Blizzard Suplex combo move *
posted by safetyfork 28 October | 13:49
*does not know any wrestling moves but goes in arms swingin' girl-fightin' windmill style*
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 13:53
Cool - I finally get a chance to try out my son's "Death Grip 4000" choke hold!
posted by iconomy 28 October | 13:56
Mmmm...rainbow jimmies!
posted by jrossi4r 28 October | 14:00
LeeJay, look what I found. Just press the button and it comes up with some name!

*throws Apron Crab Fist, laughs*
posted by safetyfork 28 October | 14:06
*crams chunk into safetyfork's ear and slides out of Death Grip with my patented Cranky Toddler Slump*
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 14:06
Missed you, dollface.
posted by melissa may 28 October | 14:08
*practices Vertical Butt Gutwrench*
posted by Specklet 28 October | 14:11
Missed you too, Melissa May. :)
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 14:13
Good move! Ouch.

See also, This, plus the generator, an FPP waiting to happen? --
Pictures of Wrestling moves, Big Book of Wrestling Moves: 1, 2, 3, Glossary, What's New, and finally Tag Team!

* tags a practicing Specklett *
posted by safetyfork 28 October | 14:13
OH NOES111!!!

Didn't close my tag in the midst of the wrasslin'. I'm out.

*limps off*
posted by safetyfork 28 October | 14:15
Sorry Speck, hope you found the temporary double "t" to the name charming.
posted by safetyfork 28 October | 14:17
*dances triumphantly in red jelly mess*

ADDRRIAAANNNNN!!!!
AAAAADDRRRIANNN!!!!
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 14:19
joelf - I have seen your charts and would totally date you.


Awesome! I'm warm for your form. too bad we live in different countries. If there is anyone in Toronto interested in dating me, just stick you head out your window and look for the radiant glow of sexiness.
posted by joelf 28 October | 14:33
It's always nice to see more XXs in the room. MeCha really needs a condensed version - just add water and stir. Even having no computer probs it can be impossabull to keep up. And welcome back to the land of the fingerliving LeeJay.
posted by peacay 28 October | 14:39
The word "fingerliving" fills me with a vaguely and pleasantly erotic sense of contentment.

Thank you, peacay.
posted by Frisbee Girl 28 October | 14:59
LEE JAY!!!
posted by mudpuppie 28 October | 15:31
Woo! pups! I sent you a short email earlier. I've missed you!
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 15:40
Sorry Speck, hope you found the temporary double "t" to the name charming.

Utterly.
posted by Specklet 28 October | 15:51
peacay, thanks for the welcome back. And dame! How the heck are you?

And specklet, I am officially spanking myself for not tackling you and saying hello! You all made me feel very nice this afternoon and it is so appreciated!
posted by LeeJay 28 October | 21:47
You went away?


Umm, I mean welcome back, we really missed you!!!
posted by dg 30 October | 22:21
You went away?


Oh scarecrow, I think missed you most of all. *sniff*
posted by LeeJay 31 October | 19:43
Wow! Islamic feminists call for gender jihad || THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD FOR LEEJAY!

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