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17 October 2005

~~-! SNARK! thread!!!!__ ¿

post by: mcgraw at: 15:31 | 45 comments

SNARKS ON A PLANE!

posted by quonsar 17 October | 15:33

Oh yeah, well stick it up your snoot holes!

Inspired by bugbread, it's the snark thread!

posted by mcgraw 17 October | 15:33

Furthermore,≡ Click to see image ≡!

posted by mcgraw 17 October | 15:35

your mothers all were hamsters and your fathers smell of elderberries.

posted by jonmc 17 October | 15:35

Oh yeah, like this is a good idea.

That was a snark.

posted by mudpuppie 17 October | 15:35

accch, man-ass!

*scrubs eyes furiously with castile soap*

posted by jonmc 17 October | 15:36

Won't the Porpoise protect us from the snarks?

posted by arse_hat 17 October | 15:36

The best snark is The Hunting of the Snark: An Agony, in Eight Fits, by Lewis Carroll.

Or maybe it's snarks with frickin' laser beams attached to their foreheads.

posted by iconomy 17 October | 15:37

WTF is up with Photoshop not displaying font names in the font's design? MSWord does it fer chrissakes.

posted by sciurus 17 October | 15:39

for jonmc, nsfw (PG)

posted by mcgraw 17 October | 15:41

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posted by quonsar 17 October | 15:42

ok, that didn't work. this was the image, jon.

here's a replacement (PG-13, nsfw)

posted by mcgraw 17 October | 15:43

No, you fuckhead!! You don't want a snark thread here! That will just get us all fucked up and angrier than normal, and bring us one step closer to MetaTalk! The whole point is to decrease the snark here by offloading it to ~~India~~ another site. It isn't fucking rocket science, goddamn it, just read the words on the fucking screen!

(Note: I can't do snark, because I'm not clever enough. Instead, I go straight for overuse of the word "fuck", as my work colleagues pointed out to me today)

posted by bugbread 17 October | 15:44

take THAT, mecha-lomaniac!

posted by mcgraw 17 October | 15:45

I started work on a screenplay. Snarks on a plane! Don't worry I'll get to guys 2 points on gross. We'll all be rich!

posted by arse_hat 17 October | 15:45

WTF is up with Photoshop not displaying font names in the font's design? MSWord does it fer chrissakes.

PhotoshopCS2 does it, but CS1 and earlier don't.

posted by bugbread 17 October | 15:45

1. SHIT

2. BONERZZZ

posted by selfnoise 17 October | 15:46

AND YOU'LL STAY IN THIS THREAD UNTIL YOU LEARN TO BEHAVE! DO YOU HEAR ME YOUNG LADY?!?

posted by dodgygeezer 17 October | 15:47

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I've said it once, I'll say it a 1000 times, danostuporstar is a witless newb who posts inline images that aren't funny.
• posted by stavros 17 October | 15:47

posted by danostuporstar 17 October | 15:47

i AM a fuckhead!

in America, we have a fuckhead president! so that means i can be one too! so nyaaaah!

posted by mcgraw 17 October | 15:47

thank you, mcgraw. That stat infusion of girl ass may have saved my life.

posted by jonmc 17 October | 15:50

Thank god for this thread. I was on the verge of Posting "Firstly, don't touch the corpse" to this AskMe and that would've been in terribly bad taste.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 17 October | 15:51

america: where any child can grow up to be fuckhead

posted by quonsar 17 October | 15:58

I'm a fuckhead, and I grew up in America. QED, ergo prompter sum, quo vadis, esquire.

posted by bugbread 17 October | 16:01

Guam is a stupid name for an island anyway.

posted by danostuporstar 17 October | 16:04

Oh yeah, this thread is number one! /snort
I'm gonna spend all day crafting a proper response to this one. I swear! Dumb bastards.... If they only knew how inferior they are....

posted by Edible Energy 17 October | 16:06

Hey all of you, take off that bullshit ass plastic jacket before I have you arrested for attempted leather. And what the fuck is that, my first timbos? Get the fuck out of here and come back when your moms let's you out the house in something other than church clothes, Urkel.*

*Sorry I'm feeling urban today and I snapped instead of snarked.

posted by Divine_Wino 17 October | 16:11

Many of my whores are based in Gettysburg!

posted by danostuporstar 17 October | 16:12

I may be a dick, but you're a pussy.

posted by Hugh Janus 17 October | 16:13

You guys are doing it wrong!!
You must choose 3 of the following to effectively start snarking. Until then you're just flapping ineffectively.

* Liberal
* Conservative
* Bush
* Israel
* Obesity
* Pubic Shaving
* Editing of Posts
* Overlong responses
* Overshort reponses
* News
* Chatting
* Single Link Posts
* MultiLink Posts
* Infamous Mefi regulars
* Christianity
* Islam
* Missing White Women
* Crime
* JRun
* Famous Grudge Matches
* Sexual Preference
* Hypocrisy
* Trolling

posted by bugbread 17 October | 16:18

I eat scrapple all the time, nitwits.
It's GOOD, that's why.
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And I'll take Pubic Shaving Obesity Trolling for a thousand, bugbread.

posted by mcgraw 17 October | 16:21

Nice comment, douchebag.

And I too hate shaving in public.

posted by Edible Energy 17 October | 16:22

Blitzen is a crappy reindeer. Perhaps the worse ever.

posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 October | 16:22

Perhaps the worse ever.

WORST!

/smug fuck

posted by Hugh Janus 17 October | 16:25

boobies!!!

posted by ramix 17 October | 16:50

Guys, check out the giant dumper on Janus!

*points, snickers*

That's a real seat-filler you got there! Hey wide load, maybe you should change your name to Hugh "Big Ass" Janus! HAW HAW!

(I'm not very good at this.)

posted by gigawhat? 17 October | 17:26

anybody catch SNARKED! last night?

posted by Hellbient 17 October | 17:59

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posted by quonsar 17 October | 18:27

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
"...No!"

posted by goatdog 17 October | 18:46

Y'all are a bunch of turtle-fuckin' rabbit lovers!

posted by deborah 17 October | 20:19

snarking is for pretentious wankers.

posted by delmoi 17 October | 20:38

Suck on my snotty fuck-stick.

posted by eekacat 17 October | 20:39

*Shatner* I'd hit it!

posted by AllesKlar 17 October | 21:04

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Where do the "OH SNAP"s come from?

posted by Eideteker 17 October | 21:11

This thread has jumped the snark.

posted by wendell 17 October | 21:36

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