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Rabbits and carrots in happier times.

See, that's why you need to be really, really careful what you wish for. Yes, it's natural and tempting to just say, "man, I wish I had a huge, very huge, delicious carrot," but don't do it! Instead, have a care, and wish for hundreds and hundreds of very small delicious carrots.

I hope this will save some lives.

Wunderbar!

I knew I didn't like carrots for a reason.

I'm kinda new here. Is there an official snark for doubles or does the happy happy joy joy policy supercede all judgements against plushies? I assume the latter since taz and DFT posted in both threads. In which case, I'd like to note that this makes me horny.

Plushies supercede all policies. Getting hot over Martha Raye's dentures is also acceptable. The only real rule is "Amberglow gets dibs".