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16 August 2005
Eight days away from Metachat! Can someone catch me up?
Oh, the usual. quonsar gave birth to triplets, taz discovered a new species of flora, and amberglow announced that he's landed a role as a Canadian Mounite on the season premiere of Deadwood.
I almost forgot - MetaChat had to be taken down for a few hours because seanyboy posted photos of what the monster in Lost looks like. jonmc had to arrange a benefit concert to raise money for a legal defense fund, dg was on CNN explaining what ABC's C&D letters entailled, and...I just can't believe you missed it!
Oh yeah and we all found out that we had won the Zapatista sweepstakes and Subcomandante Marcos came by and gave us each a sports car and a ski mask and then Jonmc talked him into taking off his mask and it turned out out he didn't even have a face, so hugh janus drew one on with a sharpie and he looked like lon Cheney, but that pissed Dame off so she wrote balls on his forehead and then we all had green tea ice cream and apple schnapps.
Oh yeah and then we all found out that a school near me was giving away 50.00 iBooks, so we started a riot and knocked over a bunch of old people, and crushed a few baby strollers, laying the smackdown on anyone who tried to get in front of us in line. I mean...come on..50.00 dollars! I peed myself to keep my position in line, and omiewise hurled his folding chair at some people who were trying to butt in, and quonsar drove his gas guzzler into the crowd. It was nuts.
I just came back from a 15-day vacation. NOW I want to die.
I missed you anyway.
I missed you even before I knew that you were having sweaty passionate wet metasex while I was away. now, as I said, I just want to die. was it a sudden thing that just happened or did you plan it then exactly because I was away?
matteo, you know how these things happen. You, mudpuppie and omiewise were all gone at the same time. We were inconsolable and got together for drinks and chat and, well, one thing led to another. If it makes you feel any better, you all were always on our minds. Our naked, sweaty, passionate, wet metasex minds.
Now, if you'll just excuse me for a few minutes....
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