MetaChat - Harry Potter Spoiler (and now other spoilers) inside

Schnappi kills Dumbledore?? Oh noes!!

posted by mr.marx 22 July | 19:17

*scratches "Read latest Potter book" off Summer Fun To-Do List*

I'd smack you but you're about the 5000th person to attempt this on, oh, just about every community website ever conceived. Quite original of you, really.

posted by LeeJay 22 July | 19:20

Actuallly, Dumbledore is Darth Supercilious; Snape is really his son, making Snape the half-blood prince.

posted by Smart Dalek 22 July | 19:27

Thanks, Angry Modem. You're a superstar.

posted by loquacious 22 July | 19:39

Frodo loses his ring finger.

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 22 July | 19:56

Stavros Cassadine was frozen all those years! Oh noes! Oh he fell down a bottomless pit. Nevermind.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 22 July | 19:58

stavros cassadine? soap junky.

posted by puke & cry 22 July | 20:33

Frodo reuses finger.

posted by mr.marx 22 July | 21:13

And E.T. doesn't die.

I haven't read the book yet; I plan to, and I don't give a shit whether you're joshing or not.

so there.

posted by Doohickie 22 July | 21:17

Slothrop never gets out of the zone.
I think.

Johnny Truant made up the whole thing. His mother's letters are fake as is Zampano's manuscript.
Is too.

Number Six is Number One except he's also a guy in a monkey suit and there's a rocket ship burried under the Village and Leo McKern becomes the Prime Minister.
Or something.

[edited to very small by taz]

posted by PinkStainlessTail 22 July | 21:31

Johnny No.5 dies.

posted by mr.marx 22 July | 21:33

Oskar Matzerath arranged for himself to be accused so that he could enter an insane asylum and leave the adult world.

posted by kenko 22 July | 21:43

warning spoilers

http://dumbledoredies.ytmnd.com

http://pottercrash.ytmnd.com

posted by Wedge 22 July | 22:40

*scratches "Read latest Potter book" off Summer Fun To-Do List*

I'd smack you but you're about the 5000th person to attempt this on, oh, just about every community website ever conceived. Quite original of you, really.

think of it as just doing my part

posted by michelob 22 July | 22:40

I can't say I'm surprised to see this from someone whose name is stolen from a pseudo-European beer.

posted by mr_crash_davis 22 July | 23:26

So and??? does that mean snape kills dumbledore? what's the connection with Voldemort??

posted by amberglow 22 July | 23:44

PinkStainlessTail writes:

Johnny Truant made up the whole thing. His mother's letters are fake as is Zampano's manuscript.
Is too.

That's the book I'm reading right now! (Potter fans, now I know how you feel).

posted by safetyfork 23 July | 07:26

See... I don't really understand why this is funny. What is clever or humorous about randomly diminishing someone's enjoyment of a book or film?

If there's a message there somewhere, I'm not getting what it is.

posted by taz 23 July | 08:59

That's the book I'm reading right now! (Potter fans, now I know how you feel).

Don't worry safety: my "spoiler" above is just my own crazy take on the book, not something that's explicitly spelled out in the text.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 23 July | 09:14

Actually none of those are real spoilers in my first post. I'm not a total douchebag.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 23 July | 09:31

In the final book "Snape's Gape" it is revealed that Snape is actually Goatse man.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 23 July | 11:06

great, that's 17 bucks i could have had someone spend on food or underwear or a meh clock.
now the damn thing is just sitting there with my new yorkers looking dusty
*reads the complete peanuts 1950 to 1952*

posted by ethylene 23 July | 11:40

Wow, it only took a week for this to hit Google's front page. It makes the plot twist in "The Crying Game" look like a state secret.

posted by Frisbee Girl 23 July | 12:53

everybody poops!
oops wrong thread

posted by ethylene 23 July | 12:55

Thanks PST and taz.

posted by safetyfork 24 July | 09:11

22 July 2005