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27 June 2005

How to Beat Off Invaders From Space; or, What to Do When the Aliens Come. ...First, you have to forget the idea that aliens are all that. They are neither that nor a bag a chips. Who built the pyramids? Heavily beaten slaves. What is going on in the Bermuda Triangle? Homicidal whales. The probing? Do you really think that the only diagnostic tool available to beings that have traveled across the galaxy must be inserted anally? Please. ...

post by: amberglow at: 18:55 | 8 comments

i think i still like david sedaris' "after i'm dead" letter more

posted by ethylene 27 June | 19:01

There are dumb aliens, but they, like you, are stuck on their home planets.

In which case they are not aliens, are they?

posted by dg 27 June | 19:22

to you, they are
as am i
(fear my homeworld)

posted by ethylene 27 June | 19:28

How to Beat Off Invaders From Space

Wow I had taken that a totally different way.

posted by iconomy 27 June | 19:39

obligatory: dirty!

posted by ethylene 27 June | 19:47

Heh. *Kisses Ico, beats off invaders*

posted by taz 28 June | 01:48

here is where i would question the logic

Anyway, remember that if science has proven anything it's that all corporeal beings are subject to one of four forces. Those forces are a metal softball bat, a pitchfork, a bucket of boiling water, and a Frisbee with razorblades taped to the edges.

i don't know anyone else's frisbee technique, but that flucker won't fly taped up

So, again, I beseech you to turn it up a notch. Heck, turn it up two notches.

posted by ethylene 28 June | 09:25

What to Do When the Aliens Come

stop beating them off?

posted by quonsar 29 June | 06:09

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