"But I always have to be the good cop."
::pouts::

Sorry, Lil' T. You're fired.
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Meanwhile, Lapwarmer's Job Secure
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Well at least they don't make the children beat confessions out of the prisoners. Filing--Yes, Electroshock to the genitals--No.

MetaChat: Filing--Yes, Electroshock to the genitals--No.

Did anyone read the cycling thread? That was seriously hilarious.

Wow. Just to save everyone the trouble, and because I wouldn't want anybody to miss a good meltdown (I'm only including cyclotouriste's rants, skipping the messages asking him to calm down):

cyclotouriste
Posted: 28 Apr 2005
I have written and asked the moderator to delete your replies. If he cannot delete your replies then I have asked that he delete the post and your replies.
I have just about had it with you internet cowards who are emboldened by anonymity and distance so that you think you have the right to foist your unwarranted horning in on the affairs of others. You people give the internet and its forums a bad name.
I asked you to be responsible people and to mind your own business. Apparently you are unable to control your impulses, therefore, I advise that you remain anonymous and at a distance. You people are an embarrassment. Get off and stay off this post.

cyclotouriste
No hard feelings Mark R? Yes there are, and I strongly suggest you avoid crossing my path for the rest of your days. Better yet, I strongly suggest you do not let me discover your real identity and location, and that if I do, you are far enough away that it is too much trouble to confront you in person.
You have absolutely no call or reason to suggest what you do here. Your behavior is libelous and cowardly.

cyclotouriste
I did not ask you what you thought. Just delete it. Your answer is just too predictable. Delete my membership too for that matter.

cyclotouriste
It is not just this Mike R idiot. People like that have come along on every post I have ever put on the internet with their innuendos and libel. I have had it up to here with people like that. I want to disassociate myself from this forum and the people who post on it.

cyclotouriste
Fuck you you goddamn son of a whore. Just delete my membership. Oh and let me tell you something you goddamn cowards---You fucking well better KEEP hiding behind distance and anonymity you chickenshit poltroons. You people are blithering, no-good, chickenshit cowards. Not one of you yellow bellies would dare approach me in person and interfere with me in this way. I goddamn dare you to come to me face to face this way. I fucking well dare you.
FUCK YOU

cyclotouriste
Posted: 28 Apr 2005
I mistakenly believed this forum was honorable. I now see that it is no different from the rest.
You had better take my advice and delete this thread and my membership completely. I have had it with this kind of shit from people like you. If you do not delete I will do everything I can to come at you IN PERSON. Now get all this off here and let me alone. FUCK YOU.

cyclotouriste
Fuck you cowardly son of a whore. You people are the abusive ones and I AM RESPONDING APPROPRIATELY. FUCK YOU.
I dare you to come to me and interfere with what I am doing face to face. Fuck you you goddamn poltroon, yellow bellied son of a whore.
FUCK YOU. DELETE MY POST YOU FUCKING COWARDS
FROM NOW ON THIS IS THE ONLY KIND OF ANSWER YOU WILL BE GETTING FROM ME.
FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN NO GOOD LIARS. COME ON CHICKENSHITS. INTERFERE WITH ME FACE TO FACE YOU GODDAMN COWARDS.
YOU ASK FOR LOCATIONS BECAUSE WHEN YOU START SOMETHING WITH SOMEONE YOU MAKE SURE YOU ARE AT A DISTANCE. YOU DAMN SURE BETTER STAY AT A DISTANCE TOO YOU NO GOOD SONS OF WHORES.
I AM FED UP TO HERE WITH NO GOOD BASTARDS LIKE YOU ALL. FUCK OFF. ERASE MY POST. YOU HAD BETTER DO IT OR ELSE YOU HAD BETTER STEER CLEAR OF ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOO.

cyclotouriste
Fuck you goddamn punk. Bring it on is exactly what I am gojng to do. You go fishing for trouble you no good son of a whore and that is exactly what you will get. When I say that I have had it with bastards like you that is exactly what I mean, and you are going to find out what that means too.
And you just remember this too you bastard. I am the guy who found out in detail about the plans to attack the WTC, the pentagon, and the US Capitol on or around 9-11-01. I have a book in the making right now, and part of it is on the internet. You read it and you will see that I kept those attack plans under my hat because I know about no good bastards like you and how you permeate American society. It was my opinion that you and people like you need to be taken off this planet. America was attacked because of people like you and because of attitudes like yours. The fact is that even if 9-11 had been nuclear, I still would not have warned you bastards well enough so that you could have done anything to prevent it. You interfere with me and I will interfere with you in ways that you would never dream possible, except that with a chickenshit like you, you would not be worth the consequences. Offing big groups of people like you would have some meaning, but a no good bastards rat like you is not worth the trouble.

FUCK YOU 9-11 Sic Semper Tyrannis.

Wooooo, that really makes me want to go around the world with him.

I have just about had it with you internet cowards who are emboldened by anonymity

If only he had used "embiggened" it all might have gone so much differently.

i feel embiggened