MetaChat - I am currently feeling bowel pressure.

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03 June 2005

I am currently feeling bowel pressure. You know, I just don't think this is working out. 10% of you want to fight, and the other 90% are just completely pedestrian.

When I'm drinking at the bar, all I can think about is how much I'd rather be at home posting on Metafilter. All those wonderful quips and attempts at dry, instantly forgettable jokes, I long for them while I'm sitting at the bar having real conversations and hitting on attractive women. But alas, I am exiled, away from my computer.

post by: michelob at: 20:07 | 12 comments

Shut up and pass the peanuts.

posted by trondant 03 June | 20:09

Pay attention to me :(

posted by michelob 03 June | 20:31

*lights your smoke and mine*

posted by ethylene 03 June | 20:37

let's drink whiskey and do a tango, then switch to foxtrot you little babs you

posted by michelob 03 June | 20:52

No, I think you should be doing the Cha Cha Cha with Evander Holyfield and Seinfeld's J. Peterman.
(I just can't get the image of "Dancing With the Stars" out of my cerebellum - but then, I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me tha a pre-frontal lobotomy.)

posted by wendell 03 June | 21:02

Ah. let her rip. Y'know that feeling when you don't know wheteher it's a shit or a fart but you let it go anyway? That's very liberating.

posted by jonmc 03 June | 21:04

but i'm still freshly woken and in a state of undress

maybe if i cancel my sets for the evening

now show me the life of the mind

posted by ethylene 03 June | 21:04

"I am currently feeling bowel pressure." Who is standing behind you?

posted by arse_hat 03 June | 21:58

I think his barstool is upside-down.

posted by trondant 03 June | 22:13

No, I think you should be doing the Cha Cha Cha

You're referring the the MeCha Cha Cha, of course?

posted by Doohickie 03 June | 23:03

You're referring the the MeCha Cha Cha, of course?

not funny try again

posted by michelob 04 June | 00:02

don't stir the hickiedoo

posted by ethylene 04 June | 00:04

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