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03 June 2005

So what are you wearing? Me: Jeans (Acne), yellow t-shirt (Penalcode), blue sweater (Mixwell). Black noname socks, black noname undies. Beer (domestic). Semi-hardon (natural).

post by: mr.marx at: 21:04 | 54 comments

btw, last night I dreamt I made two shitty FPP:s that got deleted and there was a MeTa post dedicated to mock me.
Then I played "innebandy" whith bevets.

posted by mr.marx 03 June | 21:14

What are you wearing, mr.marx? Very very thin.

posted by wendell 03 June | 21:17

innebandy? what is that?

posted by amberglow 03 June | 21:25

Acne jeans and a yellow shirt? At least you're color-coordinated.

posted by trondant 03 June | 21:27

Innebandy is a swedish invention, that only the nordic countries play, and still the innebandy-fans are super extatic when Sweden win the "world championships" every year.
Apparently, the international name is Floorball. Ben Stiller would make an excellent coach.

posted by mr.marx 03 June | 21:37

People wear clothes on the internet? I thought that wasn't allowed.

I'm naked, of course.

posted by loquacious 03 June | 21:50

Batman suit.

I know, boring. Sorry.

posted by yhbc 03 June | 21:58

khaki cargo shorts, shirtless, gray socks, boxers with little soccer balls and the word BALLS printed all over them, diet pepsi, perma-soft.

posted by quonsar 03 June | 22:00

cow-shit brown/green trousers (kind of baggy, thick cotton, diagonal ribbing), plain cream cotton t, plain boxers (no idea what colour, but dark), green wool/felt v neck, brown socks, lemon flavoured water (cachantun "mas"), modest silence.

posted by andrew cooke 03 June | 22:07

This awesome green embroidered knee-length kick pleated skirt with a yellow tank top and a cotton black zipper sweater thing. Red bra, no panties. Earlier I had on a red apron on top.

Actually, it looks good. Maybe I'll upload a pic to flickr or something. Wild and crazy friday night with a sleeping 2 year old.

posted by frecklefaerie 03 June | 22:09

Flickr please!

("What do you look like" is my next MeCha thread, though)

posted by mr.marx 03 June | 22:15

Oh, I'm not wearing panties either. In case anyone was wondering.

posted by yhbc 03 June | 22:23

yhbc: so, your non-panties, what do they not look like?

posted by mr.marx 03 June | 22:30

Um, well they don't taper off in the back to just a tight little strap running up my ass, and they don't have a mesh front with a little panel that says "Hot Stuf" with a little cartoon of what seems to be a jalapeno pepper.

Why do you ask?

posted by yhbc 03 June | 22:35

This awesome green embroidered knee-length kick pleated skirt with a yellow tank top and a cotton black zipper sweater thing. Red bra, no panties. Earlier I had on a red apron on top.

It's so sweet when couples can wear each others' clothes. Your spouse is k-rad HOTT in that bra, btw.

Me: shirt (Megacorp Blue), shorts (Outdoor Faux Adventure Chain Bullshit Brown), black boxer briefs, size GOD DAMN HORSE COCK (tighty whities are for sissies, and boxers are way too Frat Boy), cock ring (Boogie Nights Black), frenulum clamp (Mr.Marx Peeping Tom Version 1.04, silver stainless steel), watch (Drugstore Outre), wedding ring (from your MOM), and totally fuckin' metal attitude (\m/).

I have been inspired by this thread. I am so writing my first FPP(OMGKTHXWTF) right now, and I'm thinking about all of you naked while I'm doing it.

posted by scrump 03 June | 22:42

Why do you ask?

Duh. He's trying to imagine what you don't look like.
Black briefs, camo cargo pants, a purple t-shirt with [my state's flag] on the front. Barefoot and contemplating my mortality with a bottle of Yellow Tail mouthwash.

posted by Tacky O. Assis 03 June | 22:53

Lands End striped polo, jean shorts, briefs, glasses, wedding band.

posted by Doohickie 03 June | 23:01

khaki cargo shorts, shirtless, gray socks, boxers with little soccer balls and the word BALLS printed all over them, diet pepsi, perma-soft.

God, I so totally had a crush on Quonsar until this thread.

posted by mygothlaundry 03 June | 23:06

I really love metachat.

I'm wearing a lacy black push-up bra and matching panties, high heeled satin pumps, and large white wings made of feathers. My body is covered with glitter.

Oh crap, I got myself mixed up with Heidi Klum again. I hate it when I do that. I'm actually wearing really baggy pink plaid pants (kind of like drawstring jammies) that all of us here could fit into. They're hanging off my butt. I made them. A black tank top, with a little pink cardigan sweater zippy thing over it. Bare feet, silver toe ring. Not very interesting, I know. Certainly not as interesting as frecklefaerie's outfit.

posted by iconomy 03 June | 23:11

I am wearing the burden of 400 years of the oppression of black men and women by the white race and the embarrassment of our country’s unjustified war of oppression in the Middle East.

posted by Sean Penn 03 June | 23:19

someone's shirt, someone's pants, and a lacy filigree of acquired impressions

not sure if anything's hard but it ain't easy

posted by ethylene 03 June | 23:23

my favorite brown and yellow hawaiian shirt with a 1950's woody and surfers in the print, as well as my OD green cargo pants and Asolo hiking shoes.

posted by mk1gti 03 June | 23:28

To give quonsar a chance to fight back, and also to kill this thread:
I AM WEARING MY DEAD FATHER'S SHIRT!

yup. He left a closet full of Orvis & LL Bean chamois shirts and I'm wearing one right now. He was a big man (6'4", about 280 lb) and so it hangs down to my knees. Most comfortable clothes I own. Also, jeans, clogs, thermal. It's weirdly cold in Asheville tonight.

posted by mygothlaundry 03 June | 23:30

i'm still being killed by the totally metal attitude
(\m/)
rock on

posted by ethylene 03 June | 23:30

they weren't saying balls when i saw them

and he will be dressed far differently in the comic book

posted by ethylene 03 June | 23:33

ethylene, your username is one of my favorite songs.

posted by mygothlaundry 03 June | 23:35

dig it, it better be good or i'll have to butcher it

i'm not sure which is more disconcerting: diet pepsi or perma soft
isn't that a dryer sheet?

posted by ethylene 03 June | 23:39

yeah, what IS perma soft? I kind of thought it was a hair product.

posted by mygothlaundry 03 June | 23:41

warning: i have never dressed a deer (but have addressed a deer) and have never been in a wes anderson movie

posted by ethylene 03 June | 23:42

Boxers AND briefs!

posted by mudpuppie 03 June | 23:42

I AM WEARING MY DEAD FATHER'S SHIRT!

Why she's a sartorial Donald Barthelme story, as I live and breathe.

posted by Tacky O. Assis 03 June | 23:42

A blue coat and white waistcoat, black pantaloons closely fitting, and buttoning tight to the ankle, striped silk stockings, and opera hat.

posted by arse_hat 03 June | 23:49

good lord, cover that tufting chest hair
tupping liberty

posted by ethylene 04 June | 00:06

AH! The philistines inspired!

posted by arse_hat 04 June | 00:13

I'm garbed in a solely functional smock comprised of sewn-together pages from Also Sprach Zarathustra and Newton's Principia.

I need no sustenance.

posted by infinite cock-orifice regress 04 June | 01:01

I just woke up, and I'm wearing pajamas. But get this: the top and bottom don't match!

/wacky

posted by taz 04 June | 01:27

To spite scrump, as soon as my spouse gets home I'll force him to take pictures.

posted by frecklefaerie 04 June | 03:01

Okay, I waited 20 minutes or so.

posted by frecklefaerie 04 June | 03:20

A black bra and a little black dress. Somethings missing... Oh yeah, shoes!

posted by dabitch 04 June | 04:32

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

posted by scrump 04 June | 04:42

*applause*[NSFW]

posted by loquacious 04 June | 06:07

Rocket from the Crypt T-shirt (Black with red cobra design), jogging bottoms (black), boxers (black), socks (black).

I detect a trend.

Nice outfit frecklefaerie but excuse me if I don't join in the "applause".

posted by dodgygeezer 04 June | 06:22

loquacious, I've put a NSFW tag on your link, not just because of the toon but because of the advertising.

posted by dodgygeezer 04 June | 06:26

Red bra, no panties.

Hey, me too! What are the odds?

posted by dg 04 June | 07:15

frecklefaerie: yes!

posted by mr.marx 04 June | 07:18

just woke up. blue boxers with stars on them. black t-shirt. tan plaid flannel shirt.

posted by jonmc 04 June | 08:37

Red and grey reversible Chicago Bulls shirt, blue jeans, socks and gym shoes. And my ID because I'm at work.

posted by sisterhavana 04 June | 12:48

Strategically positioned pancake with a bucket of cocks for a hat.

posted by stet 04 June | 17:41

now i don't know if scrump posted or not
damn your cliffhangers, mechat

posted by ethylene 04 June | 20:48

Black t-shirt that laces up the front, linen capris, no bra, pink panties, barefoot, two toe rings, four earrings, one nose ring, two tattoos and a partridge in a pear tree.

No, you can't ask where the pear tree is.

posted by deborah 04 June | 21:21

i could ask ask deborah about the tattoos but that wouldn't be cool

posted by dodgygeezer 04 June | 21:43

now i don't know if scrump posted or not
damn your cliffhangers, mechat

He tried, but he's not cool enough yet. You'll just have to wait for it, like everyone else.

posted by scrump 04 June | 23:36

Black t-shirt that laces up the front, linen capris, no bra, pink panties, barefoot, two toe rings, four earrings, one nose ring, two tattoos and a partridge in a pear tree.

No offense, but nose rings (and even studs like my cousin has) bother me. They always make it look like the wearer has a very shiny booger on them. But then again I'm about 10 beers into the evening so I may not be the best judge of anythig.

posted by jonmc 04 June | 23:47

They always make it look like the wearer has a very shiny booger on them.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

posted by scrump 05 June | 11:49

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