User:Capn

Capn has not only gave Metachat a sound clocking, but spurred the quick creation of the first Metachat products available to members and non members alike.

Despite this feather in its cap, Capn is a "privateer".

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Ten Fun Possibly-Made-Up Facts about Capn:

10. Capn, is not, in fact, a captain. Capn is actually a Commodore.

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7. Has fathered 17 children by 24 different women.

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5. Once had a very public ignominy after it was revealed that his status as third-runner-up in the Miss America pageant was secured through bribes and falsies.

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