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Mike9322 is a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. He womanizes, he drinks, he makes outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he accuses chestnuts of being lazy: the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Mike9322 also enjoys spending time paraphrasing Austin Powers movies feigning outrage at iconomy's baseless accusations.

  • Goes by the nickname "Hanson" (go ahead and call him that - he likes it!)
  • For the love of all that is sacred, DO NOT ask Mike 9332 about the ill-fated epoch of Mike9321.
  • Now that he is out of the cyborg larval stage, look forward to the release of Mike9323 - coming Fall 2006.
  • Mike9322's real name is Frederick Austerlitz.

"Mike9322 eats baby porcupines", said the trusted official and family man.