User:Gaspode
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gaspode is a kiwi living in New York City. She likes cilantro. She cuts up rat brains for a living.
On IRC, the 'pode will flirt gamely with you, even if you're a girl. Be careful -- no matter how you fight it, you will eventually succumb to her wiles.
Due to her jubilant culinary reaction to a day off, she will sometimes be known as "Hot Lunch."
C'est moi: