User:Cmonkey

I am a Pulitzer prize winning journalist and many people don't know that I was actually a finalist on Australian Idol. In my spare time I enjoy petting puppies and kittens, drinking alcoholic beverages, and cracking lewd jokes with Haakon Magnus, the prince of Norway, who I met while getting my masters degree in psychopharmacology at U.C. Berkeley.

Cmonkey is an international man of mystery with many tattoos (some of which may even compile). He flies around and offers tech help in a black mask and tights, which is pretty cool, except that it can be surprising in the middle of the night.

He can beat Specklet at pool.