A post about my coworkers' toilet habits →[More:] This time it's real, yo. If this stuff grosses you out, time to back-click.

I work in an office environment: degreed people, office support staff, that sort of thing. People you would think would know better.

But if you're a guy who's too shy to use a urinal, PICK UP THE DAMN SEAT when you pee. No one wants to sit in your piss. Or at least wipe off the seat when you're done, for cryin' out loud.

Also, auto flushers are worst. People walk out of the stall and sometimes the auto flushers work, sometimes they don't. If they don't FLUSH YO SHIT manually. And just because it flushes doesn't mean everything went down. Check it and if half your shit is still there, flush again.

I don't expect much. I just want to enter a stall and not know if anyone else has been in there.

And if you're grossed out, hey, I warned you.