Dumbass. Do you ever do something that makes you wonder about your ability to do basic stuff? Are your powers of observation sometimes lacking?
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We have a toster oven. It is about 16 years old and we use for all sorts of things. A full size oven is good for a turkey or homemade pizza but the smaller oven works great for bread, pies, holding things at temp, and it heats up and cools down fast.
What I have never liked is cleaning the inside. It's hard to get my hands in there and I worry about breaking the heating elements.
While cleaning it I felt something shift and slide. I thought I had busted it. But no.
The inside has a liner thing that just slides out. You tug at the bottom and take it out and you can clean it in the sink. I told my wife about it.
"Yeah I know. How have you been cleaning it?"
"Oh you know, that way. I just wanted to see if you knew about it."
"Right."