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08 April 2013

What do you skip when you're running late for work?
1. breakfast
2. shaving
3. public transport (take cab instead)
posted by mullacc 08 April | 12:25
I almost ran out of the house this morning without giving Anubis his kibble to munch on during the day. (He wandered out of the bedroom and stared at me as I tried to find my keys and I remembered.)

Typically, if I'm running late, I'll skip bringing downstairs trash and/or recycling. (I live on the 3rd floor with only stairs and am laaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.)
posted by sperose 08 April | 12:56
4. browsing work email
5. browsing personal email
6. browsing interwebs
posted by mullacc 08 April | 12:58
7. syncing ipod
8. flossing
9. pooping
posted by mullacc 08 April | 13:00
10. making the bed
11. looking in the mirror
12. taking medicine
posted by mullacc 08 April | 13:01
ah fuck I forgot to list 'putting on contacts and wearing glasses instead'! That should be like #2 or #3.

Now I have to start over!

Ah fuck it. I'll just be late.
posted by mullacc 08 April | 13:03
I skip to my loo, of course.
posted by ethylene 08 April | 13:03
I'm lucky that my start time is flexible so I don't need to skip anything. I'm usually in the office at least 90 minutes before everyone else in my team anyway.
posted by Senyar 08 April | 14:04
I only live about 10 minutes away from work (15 if I miss the lights/get behind a school bus/fuckery), which seriously helps with my laziness.
posted by sperose 08 April | 14:08
When I was working, I rarely did more at home before work than get dressed. Everything else, I either did the night before (shower, shave) or once I got to work (coffee).
posted by Ardiril 08 April | 14:38
Washing whole self in shower
Pooping
Decent breakfast
Shaving legs
Makeup
Jewelry
Drive instead of taking bus
posted by serena 08 April | 15:01
Makeup
Breakfast
Kitty laptime (the crew does not approve of this lapse)
Making bed
posted by mightshould 08 April | 15:13
I haven't made my bed in at least five years.

Also, I'm never late for work because my boss always comes in way, way after I do, and the difference, if it occurs, is never noticed.
posted by Melismata 08 April | 15:19
Hair gunk
Jewelry
Some makeup (but I never go fully without)
Packing lunch
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 08 April | 15:36
Bunny time - he has to be fed, but normally I hang out with him a bit and let him run around before work.
Cleaning/picking up - laundry, emptying the dishwasher, etc.
Changing the bird's food/water - I'll do it at night if needed. (she has multiple bowls, so there is always some available to her, it's just a matter of if it's in the preferred location or not.)
Taking out trash or recycling.

Normally, I'm very lucky - I get up about 2 hours before I have to leave, and my partner normally wakes me up if I'm running late in enough time for me to still be fine.
posted by needlegrrl 08 April | 16:11
I skip showering and getting dressed, one of the perks of working from home.
Until I need to video conference with someone.
posted by rmless2 08 April | 18:27
I live 3/4 of a mile from work and no one cares when I get there so I can't really be late.
posted by octothorpe 08 April | 19:59
Shaving. I'll never miss a shower. Ever.
posted by eekacat 08 April | 20:28
Makeup
Brushing my teeth
Flossing
Breakfast (although I skip breakfast most of the time)
Showering (sometimes)
posted by TrishaLynn 08 April | 20:58
Breakfast. But I can get that at the lobby at work and eat at my desk if I need to.
posted by Doohickie 08 April | 21:27
Looking at your lists confirms that I'm a secret slob.

Things I never do anyway:
Decent breakfast
Makeup
Jewelry
Making bed

Things I do on the weekend and only when it's warm out:
Shaving legs

Which leaves the things I skip:
Brushing teeth (This got to the point that I brought a toothbrush and toothpaste to work with me. Interestingly, if people catch you they'll think that you're brushing after your breakfast and therefore extremely hygienic.)
posted by halonine 09 April | 01:04
I basically get out of bed, shower/shave, get dressed and go anyway, so there's not much to miss out. I have a coffee while doing the above, so that doesn't take any time. I'm usually still half-asleep when I drive out the driveway and have breakfast at work already. Plus, I can't really be late because I have no start time. Except this morning, when I forgot to re-set my alarm after having to get up at 3:30 the morning before, so turned it off and went back to sleep, making me 30 minutes late for an 8:00 meeting. That I arranged and that others came to work early for -(
posted by dg 09 April | 03:30
I rarely have meetings or anything like that, so if I am running late I just call in and say I'll be late. I am constitutionally unable to leave the house without making the bed.
posted by JanetLand 09 April | 11:59
I skip work.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 April | 17:05
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Ok, sometimes, brushing teeth, and sometimes I will be mean and hustle the dogs along on their morning walk.

What I never ever ever skip - pooping and coffee.

I shower at night, and eat breakfast in the car, so.
posted by rainbaby 10 April | 05:44
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