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12 November 2012
HAUNTED TOASTER
OMG, I haven't laughed so hard it hurts in a long time!
A friend and I sent in a story to the World Weekly News once about a possessed toaster that cried blood and sang "Love Me Tender." I think it was a toaster, or possibly a statue of the Virgin Mary, I could me mixing up two stories. Anyway, the only reason they didn't run it was because they didn't use domestic stories. The "world" part of the WWN. Who knew? I wonder if they still exist. Couldn't possibly.