"Facebook is like a chair, the ad says. Because it connects you. It connects your ass to a piece of wood? Or you sit at it for hours on end every day, vacantly? Facebook is like a stool. Facebook is literally a couch you bought on Craigslist. How are you going to fit it in your living room? This Facebook is way too big—Damnit, why didn't you measure it before you bought it? And you paid with cash? We were going to use that cash for our trip to Panama City, and now you went and spent it on a Facebook." - Gizmodo

"I was actually thinking the other day that chairs are actually more like Microsoft, and that sofas are like Twitter, and that kitchen tables are like Facebook, and that my garage is sort of reminiscent of Dropbox. I also have an old set of encyclopedias that remind me of Alta Vista." -Forbes