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24 August 2012

I ate Jon's Brutal Dog. →[More:]

For breakfast. Spicy sausage with even spicier chili, cheese, and bacon (I forgot the sauerkraut). I couldn't resist. And I'm paying for it now. Ugggggh.... /hand on belly.

In my defense, it was his second one, in addition to two double chili cheeseburgers, crab cakes, and mac & cheese bites I brought him from our beloved Merritt Canteen in Bridgeport, CT, Wednesday, when I went to visit my mom.

Jon's due home soon. I'm worried. Last night he didn't even want to give me a bite. It may be grounds for divorce. Or homicide. :(

post by: Pips at: 18:01 | 6 comments

This is just to say
Pips ate the hot dog
That was in the fridge
And which Jonmc was
probably saving
for a snack

Forgive her
it was delicious
so peppery
and so ambrosial

(With apologies to WCW)

posted by brujita 24 August | 18:28

Awesome, brujita! :)

posted by Pips 24 August | 19:12

He had two. You are married. You get half. I see no legal problems, but start off by greeting him with booze. Add tale of woe. Add more booze as needed.

posted by ethylene 24 August | 19:42

Good advice, ethylene. Definitely good advice.

(He took it rather well, actually. At least I hope he has. I will be sleeping next to him tonight. I made Stouffer's Frenchbread pepperoni pizza as atonement while we watched Reservoir Dogs on Showtime. Great movie. Hadn't seen it for a long time, but we were both saying the lines with the movie: "You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize." Badass.)

posted by Pips 24 August | 21:26

So not a euphemism?

posted by Splunge 25 August | 14:46

Heh. Not this time. ; )

posted by Pips 25 August | 21:14

← adorable bulldog puppy || I'd like to get me a nice big external hard drive. (Not a euphemism.) →

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