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01 June 2012

What aren't you doing this weekend? This is the post where you post your completely made-up weekend plans. Again.

post by: Eideteker at: 14:54 | 18 comments

On Sunday I'll be in the Royal Barge escorted by a flotilla of a thousand boats as we cruise along the River Thames.

On Tuesday I'm riding in my carriage between Westminster Hall and Buckingham Palace. I may set the dogs on the crowds to disperse them later on.

posted by Senyar 01 June | 15:10

This weekend I think I'll finally get that pirate radio station going.

posted by JanetLand 01 June | 15:38

Tonight, I plan to black out at some point and wake up poking out of a limo sunroof, with no idea how I got there and no memory of anything that happened after I hit "post" on this comment.

Tomorrow, I'll remember just how I got into the limo and why, and, as a result, I'll hop on my motorcycle and ride off, never to return. At least not until I've visited every National Park there is (or ever was).

posted by Eideteker 01 June | 15:40

I'm going to not comment in this thread.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 01 June | 16:39

In my beautiful lithe body, wearing the most perfect bikini, I'll be lounging on a float that's tethered in the water, covered by a sunshade, and cooled by a water mister; gently rocking as the waves lap upon the shore.

A steady supply of slushy beverages and chilled fruit will be within reach as my private music ensemble plays lovely tunes to match the tropical island mood.

posted by mightshould 01 June | 16:40

I'll be with Senyar, my Queen Mum. It's tough being royal!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 01 June | 16:51

Saturday I'll take a quick jet ride up to NYC to do some shopping and visit some friends in Brooklyn.

And on Sunday I'm throwing a party on my yacht.

posted by bluesapphires 01 June | 17:02

Beginning my Slap Reality TV Stars tour.

posted by arse_hat 01 June | 17:04

I'll hop on my motorcycle and ride off, never to return. At least not until I've visited every National Park there is (or ever was).

Have you heard of the National Parks Tour?

posted by workerant 01 June | 17:05

I'll be on some sparkly and beautiful beach being fed wonderfully delicious fruity frozen alcoholic beverages by pretty people that have little umbrellas on top.

posted by sperose 01 June | 18:09

Do the pretty people have little umbrellas on top? Very stylish!

I'm planning a secret guerrilla mission to plant stink bombs at a meeting of the World's Most Elite and Powerful People, but I can't decide which one... Bilderberg or MaxFunCom?

posted by oneswellfoop 01 June | 18:26

1) Yoga
2) Blasting off to suborbital elevations in order to get a better view of The Transit of Venus
3) more Yoga

posted by rollick 01 June | 20:31

*wonders if Senyar has enough room in the carriage for a third person*

Alas, that is irrelevant as I'll be touring Vancouver Island which I have just purchased.

posted by deborah 01 June | 21:50

Working. Not at the movies.

posted by ethylene 01 June | 23:21

I will be a good loyal subject and party in celebration of Her Glorious Majesty who has never put a foot wrong in 60 Glorious Years and ain't she wonderful?

(Bah humbug. But I am taking advantage of the long weekend and will rest and attend birthday parties).

posted by altolinguistic 02 June | 03:23

I will not make a piñata of a giant Union Jack for hours for a work barbecue that later gets rained out. I will not have a sinus infection. It will be Friday morning again. Gah.

posted by mdonley 02 June | 07:28

I've talked to the police four times tonight. Old, so very old. Worked all damn day.

posted by ethylene 02 June | 22:22

I'm going to take my flying car for a spin.

posted by dg 03 June | 18:47

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