Penis can be such a dick.

Laughter around the penis is OK, as long as it's not accompanied by sad trombone.

A little sad trombone. But the laughter was unrelated. And it's nice to laugh.
If you can't laugh with your penis-- now if you could laugh from the penis, we'd be billionaires.

True story... I'm one of those guys that complete strangers like to confide in. I was waiting for a bus on the Kent State campus once and the woman next to me said, "Can I ask you something?" and proceeded to tell me that she once spontaneously married a guy she barely knew, went to Mexico for a honeymoon, and laughed about something whilst they were naked in bed. Evidently he was a psycho with a massive chip on his shoulder (on his penis) and he assumed she was laughing at Dick, beat her up and left her there with no money to get back to the States. I think the question she wanted to ask me was something like "Do you think that was right?" I was so shocked that a stranger would tell me this out of the blue that I turned white and stammered something like, "Under no conditions is anything like that justified" and suggested she talk to a counselor about it.

I think I walked away onto the bus then. These days I would just shrug it off, talk gently to her, and try to make SURE she got some professional help, but back then this kind of thing was just beginning and I was still terrified at the way wounded women seemed to seek me out and sometimes find me out of the blue.

This one always makes me laugh. TOTALLY NSFW!!

I love banned singing penis.
He actually asked me if I was a virgin. Oh, I just want to tell you people all the odd details but that would be indiscreet and totally identifiable.

Penii don't have to feel threatened. People love penis.
I totally want to tell you what he calls his penis, or maybe it is all genitals.

Shane, there are lots of damaged people out there.

Sometimes penis-ego is WAY bigger than it needs to be.

Some of the best times my one love and I had was just lazing in bed laughing about all kinds of things; our penises included. And why not?! The little fella is pretty funny at times.

You know, it would be really cool to laugh from the penis. I just thank god it doesn't its stand-up routine with a pair of googly eyes and a monnical.

I'm not really into prop comedy. It's quite the prop though.

When my daughter was very little, mine was referred to as the Family Mushroom. . .and while there was no direct contact, the FM was the subject of humor and gentle derision.

Fortunately, I raised a dyke, so this is not inflicted on the next guy. . .

If a penis is doing stand-up, you're supposed to laugh.

I thought that was applaud. Possibly bow.

A dick doing stand-up? Usually not even close to funny. (names provided on request)

I say a penis is laughing when it bobs up and down of its own accord. ;-)

My feeling is, laughing around or near the penis, no problem. Laughing at the penis... well you see where I'm going here.

Now laughing with the penis. Cut down on the drugs.

Women should try to imagine all their body anxiety - tummy, thighs, butt, hair, skin - concentrated into their left big toe.

When you took off your shoe, you wouldn't want someone of your sexually preferred gender laughing either.

I swear I was not laughing at the penis. I just happened to be holding it while laughing hysterically. I'm sure his penis-ego is fine, the the rest of his ego I'm a bit concerned with.

Hmm....let him know you were not laughing at, but to. :-)