A sampling of personality Tonight I was buying paint samples at Home Depot.
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I was standing at the paint counter, wearing spring my green parka with a dark teal hoodie underneath and my red hair was probably in some state of disarray given that I'd been out in the rain
(not that I'm ever all that smartly coiffed, admittedly). Next to me stood a pair of chic urbanites, both sporting sleek black hair and black wool pea coats. The woman was holding a sheaf of paint chips, all in a daring range of shades of gray.
The Home Depot employee brought over my samples, unscrewed the lids, and announced, "Teal Zeal... and... Asparagas." Both of those colours look exactly as their names indicate. The black pea-coated couple looked at the samples and blinked. I thought, "Man, I look like some bizarre artsy type. Well, I like those colours, so chin up."
Then the woman spoke and said to me, "Man, we are SO BORING with our four shades of gray."