Except in most parts of the world where it is already Saturday (how U.S.-centric of you!). In 20 hours or so (sooner for most of you), I'll be able to sing*:

Another Saturday Night,
And I ain't got no #bunnies...
I got some money in a local bank,
How I wish I had someone to chat with,
Or someone just to spank...

*some of you who have heard me may not agree that I am EVER able to sing

I haven't been able to get off the couch since dinner even though i have lots of shit to do and I think the couch wants to eat me.

Send cookies.

For you to eat or the couch? Because if the couch is seriously considering eating you, it may require several McRibs or a stuffed crust pizza to be a reasonable alternative. Unless it's a big blue fuzzy couch, in which case, 10 bags of Oreos minimum.

I spent Friday night at the Animal Medical Center emergency room with my cat. She was behaving weirdly and when her sister had behaved (differently) weirdly, we waited a day to take her in, and she died there, so we decided to err on the side of caution. They wanted to keep her over night for observation, though it "may be nothing." Waiting to hear from them today.

Is your kitty ok??? Hoping you have heard good news today.

Kitty had a spinal stroke. What caused it is unknown. They will do an ultrasound looking for tumors tomorrow and then (assuming they find none) she can come home. And she will get better in the next few weeks.

Thanks for the update Obscure Reference. Hope your kitty continues to improve.

Oh, good news. Very glad to read this. Good luck and good wishes to you and your kitty.

Obscure Reference, I'm so sorry you and kitty had such a rough weekend. I'm glad things will improve (for you both)!