How can we top Charles Nelson Reilly and Brett Somers? Yes, it's... Halloween Costume-Filter!
→[More:]So the party we usually go to has of late been a decade-themed party. This year is the '80s. As much as I would desperately love to go as one of the Golden Girls, I'm sure someone else will do it (and neither of us are exactly built for anyone but Dorothy).
SO! Any suggestions for a paired costume?
Difficulty: we're both big all around. I have contacts this year, though, so we don't have to limit ourselves to costumes that accommodate glasses.
Also, he would prefer something that he doesn't have to think about (i.e. I just make it and put it on him, which is fine by me).
Assets: wicked creativity and craft skills; willingness to look ridiculous; also possibly a third member of the group (who looks kind of like a greaser and/or serial killer).