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15 September 2011

Are you pregnant?

post by: ThePinkSuperhero at: 09:01 | 12 comments

OMG, I'm having a girl and Pee Wee Herman is the father!! Sophie Hayley Herman.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 15 September | 09:03

No, but I wish I was. It would explain so much. Plus, free maternity leave. *hi-fives Megan Kelly*

posted by Eideteker 15 September | 09:33

The Pope fathered my Kate Karen Pope.

posted by Ardiril 15 September | 11:04

Finally! A question I can answer!

posted by pjern 15 September | 11:25

I think the CW that babies are getting larger is true, as my son will be 12lbs 7 oz (more than twice my birthweight!) And the Mailman gets around!

posted by bluefly 15 September | 13:22

I am pregnant and the father is Fabio. At this point I passed out.

posted by Splunge 15 September | 13:29

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

But it was John Paul II, so it's also a miracle. That's really gonna confuse a lot of people.

posted by deborah 15 September | 14:27

When's that ba-baby due?

At the zoo. The pandas.

posted by filthy light thief 15 September | 14:28

Michael Jackson fathered my red-haired green-eyed girl. :snort:

posted by fancyoats 15 September | 21:35

I am having a 13 lb 14oz baby with the neighbor kid. I hope I get some drugs for that. I weighed less than half that when I was born

posted by rmless2 15 September | 21:39

NATURAL CHILD BIRTH

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 15 September | 22:05

A bouncing baby boy at 14 lbs, 13 oz with the mailman. That's a toddler, not a baby. So knock me out and take the kid as that one certainly isn't getting pushed any orifice of mine . . .

posted by bluesapphires 16 September | 07:43

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