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01 September 2011
This is a RANTY RANTING RANT thread!→[More:] Hey, loved one, I completed that onerous deadlined task that you assigned me so preemptorily and expected me to thank you for. What's that, it isn't done the way YOU would have done it? Well, fancy that.
[channeling loved one] BECAUSE THEN I COULDN'T BOTH GET IT DONE AND BLAME SOMEONE ELSE FOR ANY PERCEIVED FLAWS THUS PRESERVING MY CLAIM TO TOTAL SUPRIORITY!
Bonus points: it's a completely undesired gift FOR US, which we will not be able to discard.You know what does not top my list of excellent gifts? Anything that:
- clutters up my home
- is intended for display but is not reflective of my tastes or decor
- is a chore for me.
We have a trifecta.
I love my in-laws and my wife loves her in-laws. It's our own families that we have issues with. Visiting her family is a vacation for me and stressful her and then vice-versa with my family.
My SIL gives me unwanted gifts, meant for display, that she orders from QVC. She can't afford them. I do not want them. They go straight to the thrift store.
In our front hall closet sit the tacky unwanted gifts from my horrid stepmother and much beloved and missed mother in law. Getting them out of sight has done wonders for our morale.
Sorry, Eide. Time does wonders, especially where there's a real friendship.
My bestest friend ever tends to give me gifts that meet Elsa's trifecta. Well, not ALL the time - sometimes he gives me wonderful, perfect, welcome gifts, sprinkled in with home dec objects that I honestly deplore but feel I can't get rid of because he'll notice.
Grarrrrrrrr!! I have a case of graritude. My work environment is full of vipers, deadly spiky plants, and massive piles of a product that makes me ask "So, there's a pony around here somewhere, right?" So far, no pony.
Eid, big hugs. You are sweet.
Elsa, you want I should come visit, and be kind of clumsy. I could get drunk, and trip, and OOoooops!!! I'm so sorrrrrrrry I broke the Ummmm whateverish Thing. Or, I could stage a breakin.