PBJ – Power Bottoming Jew

Wha? Is this a thing?
This list is awesome teehee

4SKN = Latino

Really?

Wow. That's...........just wow.

Atheist? Masturbating Atheist?

heh.

(this site is a parody or is it real? I always forget.)

Parody, gaspode. But a good one.

Ooooh, I thought it was real. Heh.

:-|( Dirty Sanchez.
:( 8~ Cleveland Steamer.

Resisting googling Dirty Sanchez. . .resisting hard.

RESIST that one, danf. Trust me. I blissfully look back on the days before I knew what that was.

BRB – Bareback (sex without a condom)

Wow. That one's got to lead to a lot of misunderstandings.

The term Dirty Sanchez got me reprimanded at a job once. I was a temp consultant working at very prestigious law firm. We were doing an OS upgrade on 5000 computers. Of course we were in a bullpen kind of room separated from the important people. The job was super stressful. The company used laptops almost exclusively and so each of us would work on five to 8 units simultaneously. Of course it would get rowdy in there.

There was a fellow named Pedro Sanchez that worked with us. Of course we ended up calling him Pedro "Dirty" Sanchez. He did not mind it and in fact thought it was a hilarious name. To the point that he had a name tag printed up on one of those "Hello" stickers. One day he wore it out of the room.

Big mistake. He got a reprimand and I stepped in and took the blame for it. The thing was that he was being looked at for a permanent position and I was not. It was a great spot and he deserved it.

So I said I put it on him without his knowing.

I didn't lose my job, honestly they didn't have the manpower to let anyone go. But to this day I wonder what sicko lawyer knew what it meant and decided to be a dick about it.