I grew up in the U.K., and though I moved to the States, I never much cared for American women. I found them too materialistic and emotionally needy, spiritually warped by commercial television.

I won't even get into the bullshit brush you use to paint "American" women with useless, and in my experience, totally false stereotypes. I guess because you're from the UK, you are a pig-faced, snaggle-toothed, foppish pansy with a penchant for gardening and a deep nostalgia for a long-dead nationalistic superiority?

No, in fact, you are much, much worse.

So, we created our own reality, our own set of rules and understandings.

He doesn't really spell out if his wife every found out