Lo-o-o-ong time since I've had a job that required a business card. Both before and since, I have made up joke cards... yes, I was one of those guys who said "here's my card" and handed over a card that simply said "MY CARD". There was debate over whether that was the proper wording: some people thought it should've said "YOUR CARD" but I leaned toward "HIS CARD".

And my first blog "tagline" was something I'd previously used on gag business cards: "Alleged On His Own Time". I'll see if I have any surviving cards (but I don't think I have 20)... I may print up something new on my home printer, just because I can.

I just want to say, oneswellfoop, that's frickin' brilliant. One I wish I had though of was a man who had under his name, "Perhaps you've heard of me?"

Mine is a simple Moo mini-card with name, phone number, email address, and my silly subtitle. Are Moo mini's acceptable? I've been thinking about getting new cards anyways (still Moo photo cards).

I don't have any business cards either. Just personal cards with my name, phone, email and two colliding galaxies. They are great for stapling into my medical records folders.

Sure, print some up. Anyone who wants to participate, design your own. Contribute whatever you like.

I'll give it a go.

I have a bunch of business cards and now that my job/company is kind of changing, they will be out of date and I'll be getting new ones.
You guys can have some of these current ones if you want, they will probably (not) be rare collectors items someday.