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I'll be her mommy. I've always wanted a monkey although I hear they make terrible pets and I'm opposed in theory to having such a pet. But I love them, especially those faces!
There's a couple in my folks' neighborhood that has a Rhesus monkey, the only evidence of which is that I've seen it like twice when they've loaded it into their car and they have an awesome Xmas light thing they hang out every year in the shape of him/her. For like 20 years I've been tempted to go over to their house and ask if I could meet it, but I've always balked. Some day, maybe.