OMG BUNNY

When dd THIS happen? Adorbs. Totes adorbs.

How does a candy taste so bad yet be so good?

Oh yay national make single people feel like shit day is upon us again. Be still my crusty, frozen heart.

Not that this isn't totally cute. Ignore the evil that lurks in my soul. And candy hearts are, um, good tasty powdery sort of sweet? Anyway I like the design, just not the holiday so much.

SO CUTE

Precious!

I wuv the candy hearts. I kinda want to make OMG BUNNY my fb profile picture, but that would be stealing and that's wrong.

Also, I don't understand Twitter. I keep thinking I can't really "do" Twitter without a smart phone. I wish someone would just sit me down and explain it to me. I'm way too young to be this much of a clod about a website.

Also, I accidentally made a heart-shaped pizza tonight! It is just what the dough wanted to do when I was stretching it.

Take it, jeoc... no worries.

Aww, I miss Coya.

Oh wait, she's right here next to me! *scritch scritch*

Carry on then.

thanks.

awww

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast cement forests of our own North East. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the buildings. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the single, the cries of the single! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is Valentine's day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

Will there be MeCha valentines again this year??