It Came From The Compost!! Paging any gardening bunnies! Pumpkin or alien egg?
→[More:]I didn't plant this thing and, if the plant gets any bigger, it'll be visible from space. It's taken over the backyard and is producing many, many pumpkins but what the heck are they?
I assume it sprang from seed in the compost heap, and the only two varieties I buy are butternut and Kent (aka Jap). This looks like a weird combination of the two.
Would cross-pollination do this? Is there a neighbour currently muttering about his mutant Butternuts like I am about this (possible) Kent?
Or should I be stocking up on supplies and sleeping with a machete beside the bed for the inevitable apocalypse?