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05 November 2010

THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD →[More:]HOW CAN IT BE MOTHERFUCKING NOVEMBER AND THAT FUCKIN' SCHOOL HAS STILL NOT SET THEIR FINAL EXAM SCHEDULE? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? SURELY THEY HAVE STUDENTS FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHO NEED TO MAKE TRAVEL PLANS? WHAT DO THEY EXPECT US TO DO, WAIT UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS TO START BOOKING OUR FLIGHTS? TODAY IS THE DAY I START E-MAILING PEOPLE OVER THERE MYSELF, BECAUSE I AM OVER IT. LUCKY FOR EVERYBODY OVER THERE, THE PRESIDENT OF THE SCHOOL KNOWS ME PERSONALLY.

post by: ThePinkSuperhero at: 08:51 | 20 comments

DEAR LINN COUNTY, IOWA: WHY YOU GOTTA ONLY HAVE ONE DECENT PARK LODGE IN WHICH I WOULD LIKE TO HOLD MY NON-WEDDING RECEPTION WEDDING RECEPTION? I DON'T WANT TO MAKE EVERYBODY DRIVE HALF AN HOUR FOR THE OTHER ONES. THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT. AND NO, I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID OPEN SHELTERS.

ALSO, IT IS INCREDIBLY SELFISH OF ME TO WISH THAT MY FRIEND WERE MORE AVAILABLE WHEN SHE IS ABOUT TO POP WITH HER KID. BUT I WISH SHE WERE, BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE I TRUST WITH THE STUPID PARTS OF MY BAD WRITING. hence the whispering thread

posted by Madamina 05 November | 09:11

I JUST WROTE SOMEONE A PISSED OFF MEFI MAIL FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. I CAN'T TELL IF I'M JUSTIFIABLY ANGRY OR OVERREACTING, AND I HATE THAT.

posted by amro 05 November | 10:04

ALSO I HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF AN INJECTION TONIGHT AND I'M SCARED.

posted by amro 05 November | 10:05

DEAR CANDIDATES: THE ELECTION IS OVER. TAKE DOWN YOUR DAMN SIGNS.

posted by get off of my cloud 05 November | 10:16

THE WOMAN THAT PUTS TOGETHER THE EXAM SCHEDULE DIDN'T START DOING SO UNTIL THIS WEEK. SERIOUSLY, I MAY HAVE TO TAKE THE BUS TO THIS CAMPUS AND JUST SET THE WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 05 November | 10:22

ATTENTION LATE-ARRIVING COMMUTERS: WHEN THE PARKING LOT AT THE TRAIN STATION IS FULL, THAT MEANS YOU CANNOT PARK IN IT! IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN PARK IN THE EXIT LANES, BOTTLING UP THOUSANDS OF OTHER CARS DURING THE EVENING RUSH HOUR. NEXT TIME WE WILL NOT WAIT FOR THE TOW TRUCK, WE WILL STEAL THE FRONT-END LOADER FROM THE CONSTRUCTION SITE AND SHOVE ALL YOUR CARS INTO THE DITCH.

posted by FishBike 05 November | 10:35

I WAS RUNNING LATE FOR WORK THIS MORNING SO I TOOK A CAB SINCE IT'S PAYDAY BUT THE CAB DRIVER DIDN'T HAVE CHANGE SO I HAD TO WAIT IN THE CAB WHILE HE RAN AROUND TRYING TO GET CHANGE FROM ANOTHER DRIVER OR A BUSINESS!! HOW ARE YOU A CAB DRIVER WITH NO CHANGE?!!! AND I STUBBED MY TOE AND IT STILL HURTS!!

posted by youngergirl44 05 November | 10:37

MY DRYER IS BROKEN AND OF COURSE THIS HAPPENED WHEN I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHIT TON OF LAUNDRY. IT'S STILL UNDER WARRANTY BUT I CAN'T FIND THE STUPID RECEIPT AND ARGH, I HAVE TO HANG UP MY LAUNDRY WHICH MEANS IT WILL BE ALL STIFF WHEN AND IF IT FINALLY DRIES. ALSO I HAVE A 5:00 DEADLINE TO FINISH WRITING CATALOG COPY TO SELL THIS HORRIBLE TACKY SHIT THAT I HATE AND I'M TIRED AND WANT TO TAKE A NAP. I HAD TO TAKE MY AUNT TO THE MEMORY DOCTOR THIS MORNING WHICH TOOK HOURS AND SHE TOLD ME THE SAME THING - WHICH WAS BASICALLY GETTING ON MY CASE FOR NOT BEING MORE AMBITIOUS AND NOT MAKING AND SELLING MORE ART - OVER AND OVER AGAIN 15 TIMES IN THE CAR.

posted by mygothlaundry 05 November | 10:52

OMFG YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMARTER THAN ME! YOU INSISTED ON TELLING ME HOW YOU HAVE WORKED AT FIFTEEN FORTUNE FIVE-HUNDRED COMPANIES IN FIVE DIFFERENT COUNTRIES! SO WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL HAVING TO HOLD OUR HAND THROUGH EVERYTHING YOU DO?!!!?!!! THIS IS NOT MY JOB! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!

posted by youngergirl44 05 November | 11:04

HEY MICHELLE BACHMAN, WHEN YOU CLAIMED PRESIDENT OBAMA'S TRIP TO INDIA WOULD COST OVER A BILLION DOLLARS (IN NON RESPONSE TO A QUESTION ABOUT WHETHER YOU WOULD CUT MEDICARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY) I ADDED YOU TO MY PASSENGER LIST FOR PEOPLE I HOPE WILL ALL CRASH TOGETHER IN A GIANT US CLEANSING FATAL PLANE DIVE. AND ANDERSON COOPER, PLEASE GO BACK TO INTERVIEW SCHOOL. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A TINY EFFORT TO GET YOUR ACTUAL QUESTION ANSWERED.

posted by bearwife 05 November | 11:14

I'M ACTUALLY HAVING AN OKAY DAY* AFTER A LONG FEW WEEKS SO I AM SENDING GOOD VIBES AND NON-HAVING-TO-START-PUNITIVE-FIRES ENERGY Y'ALL'S WAY.

EXCEPT MY KNEE, TO WHICH I HAVE DONE NOTHING, HAS BEEN SWOLLEN UP LIKE A GRAPEFRUIT FOR TWO DAYS NOW AND TWANGS HORRIBLY AT EVERY MOVEMENT. THAT A) STINKS AND B) CONFUSES ME.

posted by Elsa 05 November | 12:04

I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR ALL THIS DOCTOR SHIT RIGHT NOW

posted by enn 05 November | 13:09

NEW FALL SHOES, YOU ARE CUTE, BUT FOR NO APPARENT REASON SEEM TO WANT NOTHING SO MUCH AS TO RENDER THE BACKS OF MY HEELS GIANT, RAW, WEEPING PATCHES OF PAIN. WHY IS THIS NECESSARY? I CANNOT RETURN YOU, CAN'T AFFORD TO REPLACE YOU, AND FOR ONCE WOULD RATHER NOT CONTINUE WEARING FLIP-FLOPS INTO MID-NOVEMBER. CAN WE WORK SOMETHING OUT BEFORE IT SNOWS, PLEASE.

posted by notquitemaryann 05 November | 14:11

OMFG MOVING!!!

I WISH I COULD AFFORD TO PAY SOMEONE TO DO ALL OF IT SO THAT I COULD JUST WAKE UP IN MY NEW PLACE ONE DAY AND HAVE IT ALL BE DONE. ON THE UP SIDE, HEY BACHELOR PAD.

posted by Eideteker 05 November | 14:41

ALSO I AM IN TERRIBLE BACK PAIN ALL OF THE TIME MAKE IT STOP.

posted by Eideteker 05 November | 14:42

I GAVE MYSELF THE SHOT AND IT WAS SOOOOO EASY!! WOOOHOOOO!!

posted by amro 05 November | 18:04

HOW IS IT THAT I'M THE ONE WHO DOESN'T MISS DEADLINES BUT AM ALSO THE ONE STAYING LATE AT WORK?!?!

(Well, I'm home now.)

posted by JoanArkham 05 November | 18:50

I HAVE A SINUS INFECTION! IT'S MAKING MY UPPER MOLARS ACHE! OW!!!

posted by jamaro 05 November | 19:32

WHO DRIVES 40 MILES AN HOUR ON THE HIGHWAY? NOT JUST ONE RANDOM CAR BUT MULTIPLE CARS IN BOTH WESTBOUND LANES IN FRONT OF ME. IT'S A CLOSED INTERSTATE PEOPLE, YOU CAN DO FIFTY-FIVE. IT'S LIKE LEGAL AND EVERYTHING!

posted by octothorpe 05 November | 21:35

I WAS SOCIAL YESTERDAY! I'M GOING TO BE SOCIAL TONIGHT (AND MEET EIDETEKER IN PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME)! AND THEN I WILL BE A HERMIT TOMORROW SO THAT I CAN START MY ATTEMPT AT CLEANING ALL THE THINGS FOR 15 MIN. EVERY DAY!

THIS IS ALL BABY STEPS AND I WILL GET OVER THIS BREAKUP!

posted by TrishaLynn 06 November | 10:14

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