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24 October 2010

It's raining at the airport, so that means Another round of Ask The Whelk Anything!

post by: The Whelk at: 15:35 | 25 comments

Can I have a piggyback ride around the terminal?

posted by Hugh Janus 24 October | 15:37

Only if you promise to scream I AM THE KOOPAH TROOPAH!

posted by The Whelk 24 October | 15:39

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! I AM THE KOOPAH TROOPAH! HOOOORAAAAAAAAAY!

posted by Hugh Janus 24 October | 15:40

Running on the moving sidewalk gives you superpowers!

posted by The Whelk 24 October | 15:41

The lack of junk food in this terminal is disturbing. I only eat junk food in airports, oh SFO, why must you police me so?

posted by The Whelk 24 October | 16:29

Okay, since nobody else wants to ask, I have another question: Can I have another piggyback ride? That was so much fun!

posted by Hugh Janus 24 October | 16:50

WHY NOT?!?!

posted by The Whelk 24 October | 16:51

My very serious question:

Can I have nexties on the piggyback ride?

posted by Elsa 24 October | 16:51

The line forms here, next to my sleep cycle's grave.

posted by The Whelk 24 October | 16:56

Everyone at this airport bar has a Mac product.

Also the bartender is like 12 and adorably overworked.

posted by The Whelk 24 October | 17:18

We've formed an intentional community of beer buzzed Internet addicts. I've been in worse groups.

posted by The Whelk 24 October | 17:19

Why do 15-year-old pickup trucks cost more than 10-year-old minivans? The minivans have cupholders, for Chrissakes.

posted by dhartung 24 October | 18:41

I AM STILL IN THE AIRPORT

posted by The Whelk 24 October | 19:35

The cute dude next to me is literally reading Altas shrugged, I am having a crisis.

posted by The Whelk 24 October | 19:50

Perhaps he is reading it just so he can criticize it properly? Sure, it's unlikely, but for fantasy purposes, unlikely works, doesn't it?

posted by FishBike 24 October | 19:55

Maybe he wants to know what all the fuss is about. Maybe he got it from watching Mad Men. There are lots of reasons.

posted by ethylene 24 October | 20:33

ATLAS SHRUGGED
AND ALL I GOT WAS
THIS LOUSY DANDRUFF

posted by dhartung 24 October | 20:51

SO! MUCH! TURBULENCE!

I feel like socks.

posted by The Whelk 24 October | 22:05

The Whelk, reading about your biological phenotype, I realize there is the possibility you have more than one foreskin, so my question is this:

Have you declawed your cats? And what is your position on abortion, you masculine, commie pinko?

posted by msali 24 October | 22:35

What do you think of what Riff Raff from Rocky Horror looks like now? I think he looks marvelous, don't you? I am willing to time warp, if all of you are. It's just a JUMP to the left.

posted by msali 24 October | 22:39

The answer to both questions is fried green tomatoes.

posted by The Whelk 24 October | 22:48

Descending!

posted by The Whelk 25 October | 01:05

I am an excellent minion. Will you hire me please?

posted by casarkos 25 October | 02:45

I dunno, how are you at toadying?

posted by The Whelk 25 October | 03:06

This thread helped me learn that Richard O'Brien is trans and even awesomer than I thought. I love you Richard O'Brien!

posted by serazin 25 October | 15:26

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