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23 August 2010

There can only be one liner Got any one liners you want to share?

post by: asok at: 03:49 | 11 comments

South American classic:

How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate his tit a lot.

posted by asok 23 August | 04:21

some of those are not very funny, so I feel no pressure...

I once did stand-up comedy at an aquarium. I did so well I was held under for an extra week.

posted by oneswellfoop 23 August | 05:35

I put spot remover on my dog... Now he's gone. (Stephen Wright)

posted by Specklet 23 August | 06:34

Three Texans walked into a bar, but the fourth one ducked.

posted by BoringPostcards 23 August | 06:42

You can't have everything. Where would you keep it? (also steven wright)

posted by Obscure Reference 23 August | 08:57

To be fair, only John Bishop and Robert White had one-liners. Everyone else had a set-up line and the kicker.

And bad jokes can do well if paired with a pretty good one. First for honest laughs, and when people are still in the midst of that high, hit them with the groaner.

Joke-wise, I've got nothing.

posted by filthy light thief 23 August | 12:20

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch!"

(That's not quite a duplicate, is it?)

A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

posted by Madamina 23 August | 12:20

They say the memory is the second thing that goes, and I forget what the first thing is.

posted by FishBike 23 August | 12:29

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was a salted.

posted by rainbaby 23 August | 12:31

What happens if a deer decides you're tasty? Assault lick.

posted by lysdexic 23 August | 21:02

What's a Wok? That's what you fwow at a wabbit when the wifle won't work.

posted by dg 23 August | 21:39

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